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Customer asks what are your pastimes and hobbies ..
I go on this Electricians forum in my spare time and discuss things with other people because I don't have a life .....LOl....
I don’t have time to explain my young apprentice. Get in the van QUICK!
I bet that is not the first time you have said that Kam
It should be the mantra for all electricians...lol.
or "Free fire extinguisher with every CU change".
Another one for you. The customer has a really strong middle east accent and the lady of the house, well lets just say her English is not 100% (fair enough), she gets the odd word mixed up.......
Me "I can do Tuesday or Thursday next week in the afternoon, it will only take a couple of hours to fit your new cupboard down lights."
Her "Cant do Tuesday but Thursday will be good after ""SWINGERS CLUB""
(Me and Doody Toody (forum trainee btw) looked at each other with the look on our faces to say WTF!!!!)
Me "eerrmm so Thursday is good after you get back from what sorry???" (school holidays btw)
Her "SWINGERS CLUB, every Thursday with the kids!!!"
Doody and I just broke out laughing at this point, could not help it. (mental picture appeared in my head, not a nice thought lol)
Me "Do you mean SWIMMING CLUB?"
Her "Yes...... what did I say?"
Me "SWINGERS CLUB with the kids".
The look on her face was priceless :rofl: and her husband (Doctor) just fell into a fit of laughter. We all had a good laugh about it. Two of the nicest people you will ever meet, now slowly becoming friends and not just working on his house. Popped in today to see what light fittings they want for the up coming job next week, ended up staying for an hour eating ice-cream and talking about stuff, great couple, salt of the earth.
Every time I go around to their house I always ask "are you going to the swingers club this Thursday". Always gets a reaction
Things an electrician would never say...to a customer, are you going to the swingers club :rofl:
Hey… I remember you from the dungeon. It’s me, gimpy Kamikaze.
Ohhh… Miss Clancy, "Who are you?" to "I love you!" in 3 seconds.:flowers:
Now going into hiding…pml
Hoy, stop taking the mick out of D Skelton's girlfriend!!!!
Kam, can I hide with you your air raid shelter before he sees this? I'll bring 6 months worth of chocolate biscuits if you bring the tea bags and long life milk?
Gigalube,,,, really???? Kam dont be post up our weekend activities on the open forum. :nono:
Hoy, stop taking the mick out of D Skelton's girlfriend!!!!
Kam, can I hide with you your air raid shelter before he sees this? I'll bring 6 months worth of chocolate biscuits if you bring the tea bags and long life milk?
Oh! How embarrasing ..where did you dig that out from :/... it worries me a bit you google this stuff lol but could have been so much worse.
Oh! How embarrasing ..where did you dig that out from :/... it worries me a bit you google this stuff lol but could have been so much worse.
paul you aint fooling anyone (i know all mods have access but we know its you)Darkwood has a nice bum!
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