Things an Electrician would never say

[Pete999]

Oh my god, the gaffer just caught me one handed dreaming about the girl next door!

Naughty boy

 

[R G]

Oh my god, the gaffer just caught me one handed dreaming about the girl next door!

Just don't tell the Bishop !!

 

[Pete999]

Or I might bash him:6:

 

[Paul.M]

Oh my god, the gaffer just caught me one handed dreaming about the girl next door!

Are sure she was a female??? Judging by a photo you posted up a couple of years back I have my doubts??? (That was funny Kam :rofl: )


Things an electrician would never say.......

Call out on a Saturday at no extra charge, not a problem luv.

 

[Kamikaze]

Are sure she was a female??? Judging by a photo you posted up a couple of years back I have my doubts??? (That was funny Kam :rofl: ).

Ok, anyone can make a mistake, no need to keep going on about it. She looked like a lady, walked like a lady, talked like a lady, kissed like a lady. It was only when she reversed that pushbike into the garage I thought to myself "hang on a ****ing minute.....":wink_smile:


Things an electrician would never say.......

Are you sure there was only one Electrical Trainee madam? No one person could have fubared this much.

 

[Kamikaze]

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of your builder. Why should I take all the credit?

 

[Paul.M]

[FONT=Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, san-serif]Scientist have been searching for the gap in[/FONT][FONT=Helvetica Neue, Helvetica, Arial, san-serif] between modern humans and modern chimpanzees, not Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens. Researchers now say the evolution of humans consisted of a number of diverse species in many branches, not a single smooth line from ape-like species to humans. There might be gaps, but it is clear that humans evolved from a common ancestor with chimps after that creature split with its own common ancestor with gorillas.

I've found the Missing Link!!!!!! It's the Foreman! [/FONT]

 

[Kamikaze]

Scientist have been searching for the gap in between modern humans and modern chimpanzees, not Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens. Researchers now say the evolution of humans consisted of a number of diverse species in many branches, not a single smooth line from ape-like species to humans. There might be gaps, but it is clear that humans evolved from a common ancestor with chimps after that creature split with its own common ancestor with gorillas.

I've found the Missing Link!!!!!! It's the Foreman!

Ehh watch your language son, I’m a foreman. Mind you, that might be why I can only point and make monkey noises.:jester:

　
Things an electrician would never say.......

Hello Mr Police Officer! I’m not normally a snitch but that nasty traffic warden over there called you a bleb.:biggrin:

 

[Kamikaze]

You're not yourself today my little apprentice. I noticed the improvement immediately.

 

[Silly Sausage]

Are sure she was a female??? Judging by a photo you posted up a couple of years back I have my doubts??? (That was funny Kam :rofl: )


Things an electrician would never say.......

Call out on a Saturday at no extra charge, not a problem luv.

Did she look like this...
http://www.usmagazine.com/uploads/a...aby-curves/1387287825_kim-kardashian-zoom.jpg

You might need to reappraise your ideas of what women should look like!
WOW!

 

[Kamikaze]

Did she look like this....

Nah….I was this one!

 

[Kamikaze]

Yes madam, no madam, yes madam, no madam, yes madam, no madam, yes madam, yes madam, yes madam. I don’t know why I became a spark madam. Could have made a fortune had I chosen to practice the art of pandering.

 

[Kamikaze]

Would a Pièce de résistance be the same as 1 Ω ?

 

[7029 dave]

Madam I have just seen the colour of your pants.

 

[tooleystreet]

Quips aside,, don't millionaires and the like get* nudge nudge wink wink treatment *when there willing to pay untold amounts to have something different from the madding crowd or is it that electricians become just like the people they claimed to dislike after years of training and studying,Basically you've forgotten why you wanted to be a spark !!!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

You really gotta hand it to blind electricians.

 

[shanky887614]

this builder here Is a great bloke, im glad he organised everything

 

[Kamikaze]

Starting from 3 of the afternoon clock, all drive-by testing and inspecting will be done from the bar.

 

[tidyboiler]

No, it's ok luv.... I'll make YOU a cuppa !!! How do you like it and would you like some Chocolate digestives too? :gorgeous:

 

[tidyboiler]

Ooooh I've lost my eyes and had them replaced by a vBulletin! :6: