touchy subject

[dan86]

Oh no................ don't subject me to another thrashing !!!! It's all in the name of medicine you understand......

Are you sure you'd want to see it tidy? it actually looks a bit better today to be fair!
and anyway, from what I recall, YOU'RE due ME a picture...

 

[Geordie Spark]

geordie !!!!!!!!!!!

what????????????????

 

[trev]

what????????????????

She was being naughty Fatha.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Are you sure you'd want to see it tidy? it actually looks a bit better today to be fair!
and anyway, from what I recall, YOU'RE due ME a picture... 

You know that dirty blond lass with the big personalities who used to be in Baywatch - Pamela whatserfyece??

Well Tidyboiler looks nothing like her.



She looks better.

 

[telectrix]

ain't you geordies got telephones up there yet? heard your shouting down here, woke me up.:willy_nilly:

 

[Geordie Spark]

She was being naughty Fatha.

"Naughty" is her default state Son.

 

[tidyboiler]

"Naughty" is her default state Son.

Me??? mg_smile:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Me??? mg_smile:

Yes you!!

The only lass I know who managed to lose her knickers between the hotel reception desk and the bedroom.

 

[tidyboiler]

Yes you!!

The only lass I know who managed to lose her knickers between the hotel reception desk and the bedroom.

I still think there was a conspiracy theory going on there like!!!! :dita:

 

[telectrix]

they were'nt really lost, geordie. you were wearing them on yer heed.

 

[Geordie Spark]

they were'nt really lost, geordie. you were wearing them on yer heed.

No I wasn't ..... they mysteriously appeared in her handbag three days later!!

 

[tidyboiler]

No I wasn't ..... they mysteriously appeared in her handbag three days later!!

.................. and then you put them on yer heid!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

.................. and then you put them on yer heid!!!

I had to untangle them from the Browning Hi-Power pistol that was wrapped in them first though.

 

[telectrix]

did you say browning or brownie. ?

 

[dan86]

Oh ****. Started pulling what looked white and fluffy and looked like dressing stuck to the wound. Turns out it was a stitch!

 

[Spoon]

haha. You nutter, leave it alone...

 

[dan86]

it's fine I think. it's now just hanging there like a party popper string!

 

[Spoon]

So now it looks like you have tried to stick a tammy in the wrong place. Not that there is a right place on a bloke...

 

[trev]

You just want an excuse to go back to hospital so that pretty nurse can fondle your bits don't you?
Dirty boy!
Best check she's on duty before you do any damage mate.

 

[dan86]

Not joking trev. The ward I was in last Friday had the youngest and hottest nurses I think I've ever seen. It was great! before I was leaving she said she needed to give me extra dressings to take away and asked what kind I had. Made her take my trousers down and have a look herself which involved moving my marbles about. not gonna lie, I enjoyed it ;D