We're trying to get some second hand masks from our local council - specially for the launch of our new £90 an hour domestic non part P approved, scam....SCHEME.
The idea is that we've photo-shopped up some quals - didn't need a five day course, HA!, gotten a name very similar to another already on the Part P register, and we don't need guides, or books, because we just post the difficult ones up here, if we can't talk the punters into a load of work they don't really need - we're going to use the next series of Rogue Traders for our advertising.
We don't need insurance, because we got a great deal on Pay as you go phones - and we figured for the quiet times, we'll go round knocking on doors, offering CU upgrades because we've got some left over from a job down the road, and we don't want to waste them - the guvnor will go spare if we take them back -
And the crowning glory - Our company name, and tag line will be:
4Cash Decorating and Electrical - "We're Electricians, because we say we are".
I reckon, to be honest, we'll do well. It seems to work for others.