A new jokes thread for your amusement.

[hightower]

Just had a call of a recruitment firm. The lassie on the other side of the phone said "Sir, I have two openings you may be interested in". I replied "from the sound of your voice I think you could have three openings I'd be interested in." The line went quiet for a moment, with the silence broken by her shouting "A$$HOLE". I calmly responded "I'd prefer the other two but whatever works for you"

 

[telectrix]

when i were a lad, i could go into town on a saturday morning with a shilling in my pocket. i could get a bottle of coke, a mars bar, a meat pie, and a couple of bags of crisps and still go home with money. sadly, these days, can't do it. not with all these CCTV cameras about.

 

[Barry White]

The welsh invented the condom????

 

[steve50]

..........

 

[hightower]

Yellow. Tester confirmed

 

[Barry White]

Was looking on ebay (dont ask ) and this popped up thought is was a joke so put it here but he has actually sold some.



and for anyone wanting one

USB Hole Warmer for Message/Flashlight Toy Men's ****UK STOCK**** | eBay

 

[davesparks]

Was looking on ebay (dont ask ) and this popped up thought is was a joke so put it here but he has actually sold some.



and for anyone wanting one

USB Hole Warmer for Message/Flashlight Toy Men's ****UK STOCK**** | eBay

Have a look on bigclive's YouTube channel, he's done a video of one he took apart

 

[shanky887614]

Have a look on bigclive's YouTube channel, he's done a video of one he took apart

have you seen his baby-cutor vid?

there is an electrode heater designed for heating baby bath water..... rated at 2.5kw actual power 1kw

 

[telectrix]

guy goes into a sex shopand asks to buy a blow-up doll.

shop owner asks him if he wants a christian doll or a muslim doll

buyer asks "what's the difference?"

reply.......... "the muslim ones blow themseves up".

 

[steve50]

Wireless Extension Cord