Christmas present.

[Spoon]

Please can you help? It has come round to that time of year when I ask my missus what she would like for Christmas. As usual I got the standard response of “Surprise me.” So I have come up with a list. Any additional ideas would be appreciated.

Anti ageing cream - likely to get a refund too!
A year’s supply of Slimfast
A new iron with instructions
A self help book about how to stop being a control freak
Acne cream
Leg or moustache waxing kit
Book on quantum physics
A framed photo of myself naked
An exercise bike
A beard trimmer.

 

[johnboy6083]

years membership of your local gym?
gag?
kama sutra?

 

[Amp David]

Get her sweet fa, that'll suprise her

 

[Spoon]

Get her sweet fa, that'll suprise her

Tried that one year mate. That is why there is a 4 year age gap between my kids.

 

[morph]

new drill

 

[Phil]

tell her you have pre ordered the new amended version of bs7671 and as soon as it is out it will hit the door step also you could get her a nice new hilti drill with a whisk attachment