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  1. Electrical2go
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    Electrical2go Sponsor

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    We are giving away a set of
    CK Tools - Triton XLS Screwdrivers

    worth £20.00
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    For your chance to win, simply comment on this thread with Your favourite Sparky joke. (Keep it clean-ish)

    The professional quality Triton XLS Screwdriver is designed with tip type marking for easy identification, a large soft grip tri-lobe handle for exceptional comfort and high torque turns. The handle is injection moulded directly to blade giving the ultimate bond for increased reliability and durability. Anti roll flats to prevent the screwdriver rolling off sloping surfaces. The blade is manufactured from a toughened alloy steel for excellent durability and precision machined tips to reduce the risk of tip breakage.
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    The winner will be announced on 10th May.
    (Please note: this competition is also running on both facebook and Twitter too,
    so add more than one joke for extra chances to win).
    (UK entries Only)
    After we announce the result, if the winner does not respond within 5 days, another winner shall be chosen.
     
  2. Barnaby Stedman
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    Barnaby Stedman Regular EF Member

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    England
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    ABElectrical
    A chemist, a biologist and an electrician were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first. “Do you have anything you want to say?” asked the executioner, strapping him in ”No,” replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch and nothing happened. Under State law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to be released, so the chemist was released. Then the biologist was brought forward. “Do you have anything you want to say?” “No, just get on with it.” The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released. Then the electrician was brought forward. “Do you have anything you want to say?” asked the executioner. “Yes,” replied the engineer. “If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work.”
     
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  3. Dustydazzler
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    Dustydazzler Regular EF Member

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    Surrey
    What is the question ?
     
  4. NDG Elecs
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    NDG Elecs Electrician's Arms

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    Tyne and Wear
    Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm....he couldn't resistor...!
     
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    • Friendly Friendly x 1
    • Old Old x 1
  5. telectrix
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    telectrix Scouser and Proud of It Respected Member

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    cheshire/staffordshire
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    Telectrix
    bus full of elderly ladies on a trip breaks down.....
    driver opens the bonnet to see if he can fix it.....
    one old dear gets off the bus and asks him.....
    " do you want a screw driver".....

    "wait till i've fixed the bus" he replies.
     
    • Funny Funny x 13
  6. telectrix
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    telectrix Scouser and Proud of It Respected Member

    Location:
    cheshire/staffordshire
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    Telectrix
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    • Funny Funny x 6
    • Winner Winner x 4
    • Like Like x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1
  7. 123
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    123 Electrician's Arms

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    • Funny Funny x 5
    • Winner Winner x 2
  8. Diver233
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    Diver233 Fire alarms

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    UK
    Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows
     
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  9. ruston
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    ruston Respected Member

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    Northumberland
    I would give you the prize for that one but it is not in my capacity. ;)
     
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  10. Rpa07
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    Rpa07 4000 posts - only 54195 behind Telectrix! Electrician's Arms

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    Bristol
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    Ebenezer electrical
    Still the old favourite that @telectrix@telectrix tells every 3 days
    “It’s Red to Red, Black to Black and Blew to bits”
    BOOM BOOM!
     
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  11. Dustydazzler
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    Dustydazzler Regular EF Member

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    I can't get these 2 things out of my head now trying to think of something funny...

    the chuckle bros 'to me to you' and the scene from only fools and horses when the drop the chandelier
     
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  12. Rpa07
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    Rpa07 4000 posts - only 54195 behind Telectrix! Electrician's Arms

    Location:
    Bristol
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    Ebenezer electrical
    The chandelier scene always gets a link on a thread when anyone ever mentions a luminaire bigger than a 9” pendant. Still hilarious though!
     
  13. Charlie_
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    Charlie_ Electrician's Arms

    Top Poster Of Month

    How many electricians does it take to change a bulb?
    None! That’s a gardeners job!
    Bulbs grow in the ground!!

    Edited :)
     
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    Last edited: Apr 25, 2019
  14. Rpa07
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    Rpa07 4000 posts - only 54195 behind Telectrix! Electrician's Arms

    Location:
    Bristol
    Business Name:
    Ebenezer electrical
    If it didn’t sound so angry Charlie, I think that would be the winner!
     
  15. spinlondon
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    spinlondon Forum Mentor

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    Harlow Essex
    Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
     
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    • Creative Creative x 1
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