Coronavirus - Keeping it light :-)

[Julie.]

For those of you looking forward to holidays this summer:

 

[littlespark]

First Minister, wee Jimmy krankie has trumped the uk government again by saying the Scots need THREE vaccinations rather than just two.

so that’ll be the first dosey....

followed by a second dosey...



And finally,



The fandabbydosey!

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Flanders]

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I would of thought after making all the effort to get up to sign and past the anti vandalism paint they could of been a bit more creative . ?View attachment 64521

 

[Mike Johnson]

First dump of snow in Kent that is laying in my area, makes the garden look very tidy. ?

 

[richy3333]

 

[telectrix]

1. Back in my day, you would cough to cover up a fart. Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

 

[static zap]

@telectrix

Now, with COVID-19, you fart to cover up a cough.

This could be ..
The most -responsibly aware piece of advice for the next 3 years !
When you hear the "siren" ..... Evacuate the area .. (and nothing else !)

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[Baddegg]

Wetpants....

 

[westward10]

Best part the firemen roll call at 9.05.

 

[7029 dave]

They have played about with my child hood memories, Trumpton , the 6oclock whistle was from chigley, ahh they feel like dancing after a shift, if only life was like that.

 

[Dustydazzler]

Another wet pants

 

[westward10]

They have played about with my child hood memories, Trumpton , the 6oclock whistle was from chigley, ahh they feel like dancing after a shift, if only life was like that.

Camberwick Green, Trumpton and Chigley certainly takes me back I loved them as a kid. The Trumptonshire trilogy.

 

[Mike Johnson]

You young whippersnappers, it was Andy Pandy and the Flower pot men in my prepubescent days and later the Clangers and Danger Mouse, does any know why Andy Pandy always wanted to get in the basket with Loopy Loo. ?

 

[7029 dave]

You young whippersnappers, it was Andy Pandy and the Flower pot men in my prepubescent days and later the Clangers and Danger Mouse, does any know why Andy Pandy always wanted to get in the basket with Loopy Loo. ?

That was my era too, you forgot the wooden tops, pogles' wood. ?

 

[telectrix]

anyone remember muffin the mule. that's an offence these days.

 

[westward10]

Mr Benn I loved and anything with Sally James.

 

[Mike Johnson]

Tinker and Tucker was spoilt a little by the Benny Hill sketch with the drunk puppeteer, but a very funny sketch.

 

[UNG]

You young whippersnappers, it was Andy Pandy and the Flower pot men in my prepubescent days and later the Clangers and Danger Mouse, does any know why Andy Pandy always wanted to get in the basket with Loopy Loo. ?

I think you will find it was Looby Loo

 

[Mike Johnson]

I bow to your superior knowledge of childish things. ?

 

[littlespark]

No one mentioning the two unfortunate character names in Captain Pugwash?

Urban myth! They never existed

 

[pc1966]

There was a 'Master Mate' which is good enough for a snigger.

 

[static zap]

Many thanks for Dumpton , cool.
All the OLD man opinions , I have and are no longer allowed to mention .
Then the significance of modern council tower blocks (Mary Mungo Midge). Dylan from "Magic" roundabout , and un expected - Spot on references to The Flower "Pot" men ....
all flobberdobbering ... with all that Weed about.
I'm sure i can smell the ERB , from herb garden blowing on the breeze.
... Less Dig for Britain / More Grow ..

 

[Mike Johnson]

It was amazing in that era that the BBC had no idea what the programme makers where doing with constant double entendre, completely out of touch with reality.

 

[littlespark]

It was amazing in that era that the BBC had no idea what the programme makers where doing with constant double entendre, completely out of touch with reality.

They were far too busy allowing Saville get away with whatever to be distracted by kids tv.

 

[Mike Johnson]

And Corporate lunches in Football stadium Box's and all the other free bees they made the most of, and lets not forget they had to keep Hughie Green, Dickie Henderson, Bob Monkhouse, Alfred Marks, Robert Morley, Bruce Forsyth, Don Arrol, Arthur Haynes, Norman Vaughan, Des O'Connor, Roger Moore and Jimmy Tarbuck et all employed.

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[loz2754]

It was amazing in that era that the BBC had no idea what the programme makers where doing with constant double entendre, completely out of touch with reality.

I asked the bar lady for a double entendre.
She gave me one...

 

[littlespark]

I asked the bar lady for a double entendre.
She gave me one...

I blame Monty Python; “wink wink, Say no more!”

 

[Mike Johnson]

"He's a very naughty boy"

 

[7029 dave]

"He's a very naughty boy"

Hey Mike, did you see my old Ford's, on Pete 999 post, what cars did you own. Moved to chit chat forum.

 

[Baddegg]

It was amazing in that era that the BBC had no idea what the programme makers where doing with constant double entendre, completely out of touch with reality.

Not much change from now days with regards reality then....

 

[Mike Johnson]

Your not telling me that "Love island" is not real are you?

 

[Mike Johnson]

Hey Mike, did you see my old Ford's, on Pete 999 post, what cars did you own. Moved to chit chat forum.

I have already caused enough flak to come my way without making it worse. ?

 

[OnlQQker]

Best part the firemen roll call at 9.05.

1:44 of the video ?






He doesn't look fat!

 

[pirate]

Happy Ballantine's day everyone!

 

[ruston]

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Happy Ballantine's day everyone!

Used to be distilled in my home town.

 

[ruston]

Used to be distilled in my home town.

Used to be distilled in my home town.

PS. I was told years ago that it had been closed, but a google check says that it is STILL produced there.

 

[pirate]

Just been watching a few car reviews, including the Polestar 2 and Tesla 3. My view, simplistic though it is, is that if you need lane-assist to keep you in-lane on a motorway, and 360 degree cameras to help you park, you shouldn't be driving...
tin hat on!

 

[DPG]

Just been watching a few car reviews, including the Polestar 2 and Tesla 3. My view, simplistic though it is, is that if you need lane-assist to keep you in-lane on a motorway, and 360 degree cameras to help you park, you shouldn't be driving...
tin hat on!

I think the cameras are useful. Especially for spotting things like dogs, children, short bollards etc. The pillars of modern cars can make things difficult to see sometimes.

Agree on the lane assist though!

 

[Mike Johnson]

Admit that since getting Arthritis in most of my joints, including the neck the cameras are what I use most when moving anyway but forwards.

 

[Mike Johnson]

 

[westward10]

 

[Mike Johnson]

That is worrying, but funny just the same.

 

[Dustydazzler]

I first saw the pizza problem girls probably 4 or 5 years ago ...

still funny

 

[westward10]

I think it is a spoof but still funny.

 

[OnlQQker]

 

[OnlQQker]