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[Simon47]

I can only guess that while his back was turned, the other trades just did what suited them.
At a previous job, amongst other stuff I did the internal networking. The builders were a right p.i.t.a. One time I'd removed a twin network socket from a wall that was coming down, coiled the cable up neatly, and tucked it away on top of a purlin where it couldn't come to any harm. Couple of days later I walk pst and notice it's been pulled from the purlin, dropped in a tangle on the floor, and something's been dropped that's fully cut one of the cables.
Any time anything of mine was in the way they'd just shift it - never so much as a "by the way, we had to move ...", I just find stuff not where I left it. There was one occasion when I was really tempted to borrow a big sledge from maintenance - it's not like the joiner couldn't have left my cables sat neatly in the purlin when he fitted the window recess, but oh no, they all had to be pulled out and left dangling like washing lines.
And I won't describe the state my Gilbows were in when I finally found them after the roofers had been using them for a while :-(

 

[freddo]

What I did in the end was what I could, no chance of getting merlin stuff on a friday afternoon

I absolutely love those Merlin blanks that turn into labels! Haven't seen those in ages. I'm sure the Bs are filled in incorrectly there though!

 

[Simon47]

... the 20mm overflow pipe from the cistern tank hadn't been glued into the elbow and it had fallen off. Tradesmen, you just cant get a decent one anymore.

Plumbers, don't you just love 'em.
We have a rental flat, with another above. Tenant told us that there was water dripping from kitchen ceiling - so I go upstairs and inform the owner, he says he'll call out his plumber. His plumber says there's no leak he can find.
Water still dripping from our ceiling, so go and see chap upstairs who lets me have a look - a few seconds later I've found the leak (from the cold water connection to the WC ballcock). OK, it wasn't an obvious leak, as in visibly dripping, as the water was running down the pipe and disappearing into the boxed off bit hiding all the pipes. So leave him to call his useless plumber out again to fix it. But, the delays have meant that our kitchen ceiling is now sagging.
Roll forward a bit, chap upstairs rings me (while I'm on holiday elsewhere in the country) asking if I know where his stop tap is - which as it happens I did from when I'd been looking into the previous leak. No idea if I could blame his plumber, but the chap was watching TV when he heard a bang and water was gushing out from under his kitchen units. Turned out one of the flexibles to the taps had failed - no idea if it was pipe failure or not connected properly. So that's the end of half of our kitchen ceiling which we pull down so it doesn't fall down when it feels like it.

So when the tenant moves out (moving onwards and upwards) we get the kitchen ceiling replaced, as well as applying multiple coats of paint to cover the water marks in other rooms.

Roll forward a couple of months, water dripping from ceiling again. Chap upstairs gets his plumber out - who can't find a leak. Plumber asks me if he can make a hole in our bathroom ceiling (where the bulk of the water is coming through this time) and I agree a small hole "say, an inch or so" for him to put a camera through.
So, what do I find when the tenant tells me the water hasn't stopped ? He's left the fan dangling on it's cable, partially dismantled the ducting, and cut a hole about a foot square in the ceiling and left it. The **** told me that the water wasn't coming from upstairs, it was coming in through the fan ducting - despite the fan ducting being dry, and the concrete blocks ABOVE it being wet. Yes, a plumber who believes in water flowing uphill on it's own.
Upstairs to see the neighbour again - we do actually get on alright. For some unrelated reason he has the bath panel off, and with a torch and mirror I can see up the box and see a pipe going drip ... drip ... drip.
So that's the new kitchen ceiling with water marks, a gaping hole in the bathroom ceiling, and water marks across the living room ceiling.

I sometimes get asked if I know a tradesman for something or other. As I tend to do most work myself I don't really know what any of the locals are like - apart from the handful of plumbers I wouldn't trust to change a tap washer without supervision.

 

[Simon47]

I absolutely love those Merlin blanks that turn into labels! Haven't seen those in ages.

I hadn't twigged what was going on there, other than thinking the labelling was a bit odd. Very clever.

 

[freddo]

Very clever.

You don't get creativity like that now. The little pocket and hinged cover to store the timer instructions is a nice touch too.

 

[LewisM]

Builder studded the wall off and added 4 sockets and forgot to add the earth's

 

[mainline]

That's probably because the carpenter told him that It's got an RCD and doesn't need an earth to work

 

[happysteve]

For sale: MEM 404ELH C, BS4293 ELCB. Test button and trip times all good.

Immaculate condition, some minor cosmetic damage only.

No low-ball offers, I know what I have...

 

[mainline]

For sale: MEM 404ELH C, BS4293 ELCB. Test button and trip times all good.

Immaculate condition, some minor cosmetic damage only.

No low-ball offers, I know what I have...

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I don't get paid for another month, could you hold onto it until then.

 

[happysteve]

I don't get paid for another month, could you hold onto it until then.

You sure you can afford it, son? It is a particularly fine example.

In all seriousness, was quite pleased to add this to my collection:

 

[timhoward]

No low-ball offers, I know what I have...

How about a swap?
I can offer two deceptively useful MEM fuses (30A and 5A) in good working order, complete with hard-to-find asbestos liner which you'd struggle to buy anywhere, and a matching pair of ceramic wire-nuts:

 

[James]

Can I buy the liners? i think i could cut them up to fit some smaller fuse holders!!!!

 

[SparkySy]

We use to roll the flash pads up and stuff them in our nostrils to stop the silica dust from giving us lung problems, mouth was accounted for as that was sucking on a capston full strength!

 

[Dave OCD]

You sure you can afford it, son? It is a particularly fine example.

In all seriousness, was quite pleased to add this to my collection:

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Very similar if not identical to Wylex MCBs of that era.

 

[happysteve]

Very similar if not identical to Wylex MCBs of that era.

Yep, got one of them, too...

 

[Raptor0014]

I think they misunderstood the meaning of running the cables upstairs!

 

[Raptor0014]

It’s ok, it’s under the floor/above the ceiling. No one will ever know…

Found whilst I was adding in some additional sockets.

So sorted it whilst I was in there.

 

[timhoward]

I'll just leave this here. (I'm privately slightly impressed at the creative thinking!)

 

[mainline]

It's a new wago adapter, john down the pub sells them.
If you want Cpc its extra.

 

[mainline]

This is from another thread, but had to post it here because it's double dodgy.