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[Sarz11]

Right i cnt sleep and got a headache am cranky and got pmt so if anyone wants to argue with me re this post b my guest haha. Sorry to get serious and naggy (the clear perks of bein a woman and a nurse) but this is a male dominated site so pls jst let me get this out nag u quickly and do my nursey bit so i feel iv given summat bk and achieved summat today plus its only coz i might care a bit.

Mens health: DNT GROAN to be clear and blunt can we make sure ur all checkin ur balls pls regularly (this.does not include during sex with ursen or others haha) 1 an hr guys and wer only jst gettin to no each other u cant leave me in the lurch its selfish wen ur all so experienced and i have a lot to learn. look after ursens and i promise i will make sure i dnt mix water and electric!!

If its easier for u to digest think of me in a nice nursey uniform but i will not be takin ppl up on offers to touch their balls so get on with it

Enuf said part from pls think bout it?

x

 

[Pete999]

Still got mine, just

 

[ian.settle1]

Another one that can't spell properly and use's text wording.

 

[guest119]

Ughhh, textspeak, horrid.

Boydy

 

[Spoon]

I check my 3 balls regularly...
Also have to agree with the above: Whats with the textspeak......

 

[Badged01]

Ughhh, textspeak, horrid.

Kids of today are all at it ...... txt spk I mean!

 

[Sarz11]

Um it was 2am but fine i will make sure my words are all complete when talking to you oldies so you can understand me! Text language is just easier thats why it is used . Hahaha KIDS of today i will take that as a compliment since i am young and fresh shall i! Im 28 but i guess any age younger than 60ish is a youngun to you lot. Well thank you for taking the time out of your busy work days to read my post. It is important whether your balls have shrivelled or not. Please message me if you are not understanding any of this il be happy to help and if you would like a masterclass in text language anytime so you can keep up with us "younguns" in the modern world of today them private message me. Im here to learn so if you want to offer some actual helpful advice at any point you lot im all ears! Have a lovely day

Sar

 

[MDJ]

Sarz, Trying to spell correctly may give you more credit here and not make you look like a silly blonde. Asking serious questions regarding the industry may get you credit here and not make you look like a silly blonde. It has been fun meeting you here and I expect we will have some laughs along the way but you are acting like a silly blonde. Lastly I thought you were older than 28 :biggrinjester:

 

[Badged01]

..... Lastly I thought you were older than 28 .....

How to win friends and influence people ...... I think you need one of MarkC's masterclasses on women handling!

 

[Sarz11]

No i was thinking about other things that matter to me and being a nurse. But thank you for joining in and pointing this out to me. Well maybe i do have a bit of silly blonde in me no shame in that im not going to pretend im someone im not. Quite the charmer arnt you older then 28. Where did some of you men learn your manners towards women it could be seen as very disrespectful! Luckily there are enough people on here who can accept me for who i am have a laugh and answer my serious questions when ask them! I guess we are separating the boys from the men right now arnt we!

 

[MDJ]

How to win friends and influence people ...... I think you need one of MarkC's masterclasses on women handling!

I tell it like it is. example= My wife spends 2 hours getting ready to go out and says to me do I look okay. Now she is only going to a friends house with me for a few jars and some food, she is dressed up like a dogs dinner and I can see she is uncomfortable wearing clothes that look nice but are a little uncomfortable on her. Do I lie and says yes love you look lovely, come on lets go? Knowing she will be unhappy all night, or do I say no you look stupid, put some jeans an a t-shirt on, wipe all that make up off your face and lets go?, knowing she will soon forget about her appearance later on and have agreat night. Tell it like it is, after all it will be for the benefit of the ladies lol

 

[MDJ]

No i was thinking about other things that matter to me and being a nurse. But thank you for joining in and pointing this out to me. Well maybe i do have a bit of silly blonde in me no shame in that im not going to pretend im someone im not. Quite the charmer arnt you older then 28. Where did some of you men learn your manners towards women it could be seen as very disrespectful! Luckily there are enough people on here who can accept me for who i am have a laugh and answer my serious questions when ask them! I guess we are separating the boys from the men right now arnt we!

I was only Joking actually, I thought you was actually around 20, however I was testing you to see if you liked a bit of banter and nothing else lol

 

[Badged01]

..... or do I say no you look stupid, put some jeans an a t-shirt on, wipe all that make up off your face and lets go? ....l

I see you've only been on his beginners course then

 

[Sarz11]

I say it how it is but WITH tact!! Well i will let you off for the age comment due to the compliment then since i dont ever feel anyone else is old but do me maybe because i feel i havent done anything worthwhile. Cue being a sparky which i should have blooming done years ago!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Another one that can't spell properly and use's text wording.

I agree Ian, BUT be careful - there is NO apostrophe in the word USES. The apostrophe in CAN'T is correct though.

 

[Sarz11]

Oh and whilst i have all of your attention my little english teachers do any of you know it alls know anything about calculators and the most helpful. What about this one? Casio fx83 + because i need to help mysen with formulas im actually better at english than maths believe it or not hahaha

 

[telectrix]

fx83 is a useful tool. one day i might learn all the functions. makes the adiabatic calcs. simple.

 

[Geordie Spark]

I was only Joking actually, I thought you was actually around 20, however I was testing you to see if you liked a bit of banter and nothing else lol

She/he/it is more likely to be a 40/50 year old gay bloke who was last seen posing as a woman on the Scaffolders' Forum trying to get them all to masturbate in unison, and that was after she/he/it almost achieved the same thing on THIS forum.

Tread carefully lads!

 

[telectrix]

remember this?

 

[Darkwood]

I've taken your advice and just checked my balls and all seems ok... although Im getting some very strange looks from the other passengers on the bus! :charming: