parked about 2 feet onto zig zags for less than a minute

[elsparko]

what would be the chances of a traffic police car pulling up at these lights?

i looked out of the letting agents window and spotted them eyeing up my van, when i got out they were gone, 2 seconds later im pulled over

automatic 3 points and 100 note fine, unless youre sexy like me

 

[Wes1000]

Unlucky mate!

 

[Squid]

Lucky you where wearing your knee protectors then wasn't it to get off the fine.

 

[elsparko]

ive got a fairly distinct eye of horus on my arm, wouldnt surprise me if they think im a mason LOL

 

[Squid]

ive got a fairly distinct eye of whorus on my arm, wouldnt surprise me if they know that I am a Debbie Dallas tribute act LOL

The mind boggles.......

 

[Darkwood]

To clarify, did you just get a verbal here in the wake of a possible 3-points and fine?

 

[telectrix]

i thought scottish zig-zags were from the pub door , to enable you to stagger home.

 

[elsparko]

To clarify, did you just get a verbal here in the wake of a possible 3-points and fine?

yes, because of my good looks

 

[Midwest]

To clarify, did you just get a verbal here in the wake of a possible 3-points and fine?

It could actually mean anything; possibly a musical band, psychedelic wallpaper or even smoke papers. I think elsparko is buzzlightyears love child

 

[telectrix]

maybe they were .just shocked to find a scottish driver sober.

 

[streamer]

maybe they were .just shocked to find a scottish driver sober.

Or if it was your home town, a van with wheels still on it!

 

[telectrix]

never had any problems with my van in Liverpool. the scallys all know whose van it is. if in a rough area, i pay a couple of 14 year olds a quid each to watch the van. usually end up with more stuff inside than i came with.

 

[rsgaz]

i pay a couple of 14 year olds a quid each to watch the van.

Wogan used to tell a joke that years ago...

A man parks up his car in Toxteth and 2 kids approach him...
Kid: Fiver to look after your car, mister?
Man: No thanks, I have a very large doberman in the back seat, it'll be fine.
Kid: Puts out fires does he?!

 

[Squid]

maybe they were .just shocked to find a scottish driver more sober then they where.

Fixed

 

[Dillb]

what would be the chances of a traffic police car pulling up at these lights?

i looked out of the letting agents window and spotted them eyeing up my van, when i got out they were gone, 2 seconds later im pulled over

automatic 3 points and 100 note fine, unless youre sexy like me

 

[elsparko]

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[Squid]

yes, because of my good looks

 

[elsparko]

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[Squid]

You two make a lovely couple......... no wonder the Police didn't issue a fine as it was the Police Feel Sorry Day.

 

[static zap]

One looks more "Cling-On" than the other.

 

[telectrix]

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nope. he was a bowel specialist surgeon.

 

[elsparko]

nope. he was a bowel specialist surgeon.

dr tonsil tickler

 

[Squid]

dr tonsil tickler

Thats how you got out of paying the fine...... Screwfix knee pads came in handy eh? ;o))))

 

[Darkwood]

Can we back on course here guys, deleted a post for it's content already, let's not drag it any further down.