Revenge, a dish best served cold

[trev]

So my youngest son thought it would be a good laugh to sign me up on singlemuslim.com and I've been thinking of how I best get my revenge.
Guess who is getting the Grindr app on his phone next time he leaves it unattended.

 

[Pete999]

He was told about it when he went to the pride event in Newcastle a few weeks back, he told me when he got back.

Oh yeah right

 

[Plonker 3]

Use his mobile to access his Facebook and put his status as " I would like you all to know I am now coming out and hope you can accept me for that" or something similar.

 

[Marvo]

Note to self not to get on the wrong side of you lot...

 

[amckay]

Nice one trev. Copy a picture of a "young pretty boy type" from the tinternet and slap that on grindr as his profile pic. Send some kinky messages out too, his phone will be pinging all day with messages from "interested" locals lol that'll grind him lol

 

[guest119]

He was told about it when he went to the pride event in Newcastle a few weeks back, he told me when he got back.

In the Blue Oyster Bar?

Boydy

 

[ayjay]

give him some chocolate laxative when he ****s himself kick him up the arse

 

[Robotstar5]

They're a bit more subtle at work, such as changing some of the numbers in the phonebook like Chinese takeaway number was replaced with a local "house of ill repute".

 

[Darkwood]

and dont forget his ring tone YMCA......

 

[Guest111]

Tell him to ring this number urgently and ask to speak to mr lyon 01244 380280

 

[Silly Sausage]

Tell him to ring this number urgently and ask to speak to mr lyon 01244 380280

Agh, you barsteward!

I want to ring that number now and find out what it is...

 

[Pete999]

Agh, you barsteward!

I want to ring that number now and find out what it is...

What are you waiting for? go for it and DO let us know

 

[Silly Sausage]

What are you waiting for? go for it and DO let us know

No, no, after you Pete.
I always let my elders have priority!

 

[Guest111]

just google it.lol

 

[Pete999]

No, no, after you Pete.
I always let my elders have priority!

Don't think so Archy

 

[trev]

Tell him to ring this number urgently and ask to speak to mr lyon 01244 380280

I'll bet they've never heard that one before.

 

[dan86]

Chester Zoo for all those wondering

 

[telectrix]

i saw it was a chester number. dodn't realise it was the zoo till you said. i rang it, and a Mr, G. Raff answered, then he put me through to R.D Vark.

 

[Spoon]

i saw it was a chester number. dodn't realise it was the zoo till you said. i rang it, and a Mr, G. Raff answered, then he put me through to R.D Vark.

You have way too much spare time mate...

 

[telectrix]

Day off the tools, man. Got a quote for a supply to a garden shed to do this evening.

 

[Pete999]

Day off the tools, man. Got a quote for a supply to a garden shed to do this evening.

So Tel you will be back on later asking all sorts of questions then, do I need an RCD, what size cable do I need etc lol