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No good if he/she is stuck in with you, though if it was a female engineer and she was fit... 10 minutes would be enough timeI'd pick a better lift engineer. One that can fix it in ten minutes.
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No good if he/she is stuck in with you, though if it was a female engineer and she was fit... 10 minutes would be enough timeI'd pick a better lift engineer. One that can fix it in ten minutes.
10 minutes would be enough time
He's from Runcorn.
Farmyard animals are fair game to that lot.
Rachel, if you are reading this thread, please be assured that I mentioned your name as a candidate for a companionable and extremely attractive temporary prisoner, and i do not condone such lewd and libidinous comments... as I bat for the other side myself and like dressing up in women clothes........ Just call me Twinkle Toes when we meet ---
cheeky git, Southerner by birth, moving north of the M5 means I've had the chance to at least meet "someone" be it 4 legs or two....
Thats the way to go.......
But not ones that go "Baaaa"Come off it,like you've never wanted to shag twins.....
and i used to think you were OK.cheeky git, Southerner by birth, moving north of the M5 means I've had to lower my standards....
Clothes off, I wouldn't have time to get my clothes off! the first 9 & half minutes would be me plucking up the courage and a bit of feeble chat up.Does it take you 8 minutes and 45 seconds to get your clothes off?????
if i were stuck in a lift with you, i'd pray for the courage to commit suicide. .
Thats the way to go.......
what was that saying... all mouth and no trousers?Clothes off, I wouldn't have time to get my clothes off! the first 9 & half minutes would be me plucking up the courage and a bit of feeble chat up.
Would anyone like Rachel Riley off Countdown?
I mean she's very clever, so she might be able to fix the lift?
and if not...well, she's one for intellectual conversation, surely?
My good looks and charm would render you senseless, I would like to go through your pockets but an pensioner Liverpudlian wearing beige polyester trousers, rubber sole'd monkey boots and an 8 year old football top wouldn't have more than £3k in his wallet so a waste of my time ;o))))if i were stuck in a lift with you, i'd pray for the courage to commit suicide. .
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