Things an Electrician would never say

[High Tower]

He he he afternoon Durham

 

[Paul.M]

A vacancy you say, £48k a year, company van, 5 weeks paid holiday and bonuses. I'll give it a miss and continue pat testing.

(loving your posts Durham)

 

[Paul.M]

8 grand and ill be a fully qualified sparky with a qualification cert for part p and there's loads of work waiting. Sign me up now.

 

[DurhamSparky]

hello guys...!! thought i would stick my foot in and have a shot!!

 

[DurhamSparky]

Hello Sparks R Us...!!

"hi Mrs Jones here, ive got a new light can you fit it"

Certainly that will be £35 quid

"What £35 QUID!!!.... i will do it my self its only wires"

Goodbye!!!

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Ring Ring.....Hello Sparks R Us

"hi its Mr Jonee......Johnson Here... i fitted a new light and now my lights dont work"

what did you do....!!

"i put red to red and black to black"

Ok That will be £70 call out see you soon

Goodbye

 

[DurhamSparky]

no love its not my shiney new fuse box that killed your cat! it was the shiney new socket that your husband fitted from the lights that killed tiddles!

 

[scotsparky]

Call MR Electric !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its a technical fault that needs highly qualified technicians.

 

[High Tower]

Call MR Electric !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its a technical fault that needs highly qualified technicians.

The solutions to all problems, A mat and a diagnostic bag containing a neon screwdriver and a volt stick

 

[keniff]

that was a good idea to put the transformer so close to that inset fitting, i really like the shape its in now

That one made me laugh hard!

 

[alarm man]

what times your husband back..