Things an Electrician would never say

[Kamikaze]

Someday I'll look back on this rewire and plow straight into a parked car.

 

[wilson1969]

touch it see if its live

 

[BillyTheSparks]

Yes Mr plumber, I don't mind drilling all those holes in the ceiling joists for your poly pipes to go through.

God I love doing my job twice!!

 

[DragonSparks]

Of course I agree mate; Fast Track Sparks are just as conscientious, knowledgeable and diligent as those "Time served types", and not at all akin to thrashing around clutching for the nearest straw!

 

[Kamikaze]

Doesn't time fly when you’re doing a rewire or was it really just one minute?

 

[Paul.M]

Why use expensive wago's? Just twist the cable ends together and put a bit of tape on it, just as good in my eyes.

 

[scotsparky]

12 hour saturday shift?? in a stinking hole no problems will put on a shirt and tie if you want as well.

 

[Kamikaze]

Don't have a go at me for using your towel, you're the one who forgot to buy toilet paper. Oh, and your electric toothbrush requires recharging.

 

[2391bob]

20% off for cash?

 

[lobsterbob]

Wish I was a plumber :0)