Thought you were Intelligent electricians

[Kamikaze]

kami,after seeing the poem, i thought your feminine side was showing, but that last post clears it up. anyway, maddison is an ozzy. he's probably thinking of ozzy rules football, where fatalities are not only common, they're expected. well, they're brain dead to start with.

Ahhh….I see. I thought he was new to the "banter" thing!

Speaking of eternity, while we are waiting for Maddisons’ apology. Here’s a tune to keep us going.

[video=youtube;yLph6ePNkGQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLph6ePNkGQ[/video]

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Pervert!

Nothing wrong with looking at Jaguars when you've got a rolls royce!!

 

[mayfair]

Football is cr4p and the England side are a bunch of overpaid no hopers IMO. The amount of English watching the game (Spain v Holland) last night in Benidorm was unbelievable ...Hello your on holiday get a life go and watch the med with a long cool drink its 25 deg at 23.00 hrs so why go and sit in some stuffy bar glued to the tv ...........Chillax

 

[Slowhand]

Nothing wrong with looking at Jaguars when you've got a rolls royce!!

I agree totally.

But why go out for a bacon sandwich when you've got a pig at home.

I'm not watching the footy either, none of those overpaid narcissists ever came to watch me when I was working and cheer me on.

 

[dan86]

I don't mind watching his Wife

Pervert!

you telling me you wouldn't watch her if you were him and she was bang tidy?!

 

[GMES]

But I am right though because at the moment the thread is only attracting the intelligent elite of the forum, all the mongs are watching Gayball.

Hello everyone!!

Well that's blown my theory out of the water......Hello Fella

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well that's blown my theory out of the water......Hello Fella

Wotcheorfettleth'day bonny lad??

 

[GMES]

Wotcheorfettleth'day bonny lad??

That's easy for you to say :rolleyes4:

 

[telectrix]

Wotcheorfettleth'day bonny lad??

tha' cudsna fettle a jerry pot, even on a good day.

 

[snowhead]

Pervert!

Well spotted.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well spotted.

Oh aye ... the Well Spotted Pervert - a close cousin of the Lesser Spotted Pervert.

There was one sitting on my windowsill just last week.

 

[GMES]

Oh aye ... the Well Spotted Pervert - a close cousin of the Lesser Spotted Pervert.

There was one sitting on my windowsill just last week.

That made me proper belly laugh :rofl::rofl:

 

[Doomed]

I had a Greater Pervert staring in through my rear windscreen once

 

[jamie-spark]

Well I will be watching the footy.



The thought of England getting humped and me not watching it brings tears to my eyes. ))))))


Bring on the moretti




A light harted joke ))

 

[jamie-spark]

Na seriously though I hope England do well this comp

 

[Silly Sausage]

I don't take footie seriously, especially Ingerlund.

But tonight's prediction is, Eng 1 up within first 20 mins, then they get hammered in the last 35 mins, 2 or 3.
Get your bets on now.

 

[Paul.M]

I think its going to be 3-1 to Italy as well. Hope we win but I cant see it.

Going to be interesting to see how many posts are made in the next 90 mins??? Ok its 11pm but still?

 

[trev]

Wotcheorfettleth'day bonny lad??

Allow me to translate for those of you not lucky enough to be Geordies.
Good day, how are you good sir?

 

[tidyboiler]

I had a Greater Pervert staring in through my rear windscreen once

I had one staring into my eyes last night! :whatchutalkingabout