Weirdest, strangest, oddest things found........

[Knobhead]

You ain't getting rid of me yet!

I’ve got a fight on my hands to win before I kick the bucket!

 

[Silly Sausage]

You haven't got the strength to kick a bucket, we're stuck with you for many years yet!

 

[GLENNSPARK]

You haven't got the strength to kick a bucket, we're stuck with you for many years yet!

but he`s good at swinging the lead...

 

[Knobhead]

The lead has a rope attached!

 

[trev]

You probably won't believe this but I once found an apprentice working and not on his mobile phone.

 

[Plonker 3]

You probably won't believe this but I once found an apprentice working and not on his mobile phone.

Bet that was before mobile phones were invented though so it doesn't count.

 

[gnuuser]

scariest thing i found!
i worked for my father doing roofing jobs after i got out of the navy.
one lady had me clean out the sheds and aside from her deceased hubbies old skin mags there was the usual collected junk (old garden tools, parts, paint cans, etc.)
in the back of the shed i found a green canister that was taped shut.
anyway loaded it into the truck and went home was taking junk to the scrapyard the next morning.
curiosity compelled me to open the canister
what i found was a live high explosive mortar round (i recognized the markings)
this had been the shed for almost 40 years.

immediately called bomb squad and they transported and destroyed it in a local quarry
boy talk about some very nervous cops

 

[trev]

Bet that was before mobile phones were invented though so it doesn't count.

Twas about 5 years ago mate, it didn't last very long iirc because he got a text from his girlfriend that was way too important to ignore. Something about not being able to find the rabbit, whether it was a real rabbit or not is still unknown.

 

[Tiny Spark]

Twas about 5 years ago mate, it didn't last very long iirc because he got a text from his girlfriend that was way too important to ignore. Something about not being able to find the rabbit, whether it was a real rabbit or not is still unknown.

Be grateful.... My apprentice pulled a tranny then dumped and ran.
That made for a interesting working day the following day LOL

 

[Plonker 3]

Be grateful.... My apprentice pulled a tranny then dumped and ran.
That made for a interesting working day the following day LOL

Well he must of had a good grope first to find out, maybe even enjoyed it as other wise I am sure he wouldn't have told anyone about it would he.