Who or what gets up your nose on TV?

[Squid]

I wasn't thinking of closer to me... More along the lines of say... Australia.

Its far too sunny with happy people, I'll go to Lancs to cheer up the miserable old sod's who have Vitamin D deficiency ;o))))

 

[MJPD29]

All reality tv. How anyone watches it is beyond me. Or why people go for a date while being filmed. Strange people

 

[Deleted member 26818]

Don’t watch telly, though I do occasionally watch you tube.
I quite like that Speaker, seems he’s in the wrong party.

 

[Pete999]

Don’t watch telly, though I do occasionally watch you tube.
I quite like that Speaker, seems he’s in the wrong party.

The wrong Century more likely Spin, one right dipstick in my book.

 

[Deleted member 26818]

The wrong Century more likely Spin, one right dipstick in my book.

From what I understand, he’s quite modern.
No wig, doesn’t require members to wear a tie when asking questions, has turned the members rifle range into a day care centre for MP’s and employee’s children.
On top of that, he’s quite robust in his defence of the House’s rights.

 

[Pete999]

From what I understand, he’s quite modern.
No wig, doesn’t require members to wear a tie when asking questions, has turned the members rifle range into a day care centre for MP’s and employee’s children.
On top of that, he’s quite robust in his defence of theHouse’s rights.

I am mistaken then Spin thanks for the character update.

 

[Squid]

From what I understand, he’s quite modern.
No wig, doesn’t require members to wear a tie when asking questions, has turned the members rifle range into a day care centre for MP’s and employee’s children.
On top of that, he’s quite robust in his defence of the House’s rights.

Should have kept the rifle range and amalgamated it with the care centre for the MP's Dianne Abbott needs looking after or at least sectioning.........

As for his wife......... who I think was shagging his cousin.....

 

[telectrix]

Should have kept the rifle range and amalgamated it with the care centre for the MP's Dianne Abbott needs looking after shooting or at least sectioning.........

As for his wife......... who I think was shagging his cousin.....

corrected that for you.

 

[Squid]

corrected that for you.

Thanks, I wanted to state the same but the security forces will now pick you up, I can be devious, hide the lead........ ;o))))

 

[FatAlan]

Not sure where AC us from, doesn't matter to me, still think he is a waste of 02, as for the others you mention, got to agree with you.

I believe he grew up in Northampton and his dad managed the Cobblers at one stage.

 

[Red Tony]

Bring back analogue TV! All is forgiven.

 

[telectrix]

so his dad managed the Cobblers, now his son talks a load of Cobblers.

 

[telectrix]

Bring back analogue TV! All is forgiven.

then my 3" Casio will work for my lad when on fishing trip

 

[Squid]

then my 3" Casio will work for my lad when on fishing trip

He tries to knock the fish out by throwing it at them? Tell him to use a fishing rod like most anglers do.

 

[Charlie_]

Don’t bring back analogue tv, one good thing about modern tv is having the ability of not having to watch the bloody adverts

 

[Red Tony]

Bring back analogue TV! All is forgiven.

Don’t bring back analogue tv, one good thing about modern tv is having the ability of not having to watch the bloody adverts

When it was analogue we actually had ads that had a bit of humour in them unlike now

 

[Charlie_]

OYes there used to be some goodens!​

Hamlets, Carling Black Label, Rossiter & Heinekens Majorca to name buy a few

 

[pirate]

I hate anybody on TV who, when asked a question, starts their answer with

"So..."

What do you do?

So...I work in IT


Do you have a job?

So...I work in catering

 

[Charlie_]

‘Basically’

Or for the ones trying to be clever

‘Essentially’

 

[Pete999]

I hate anybody on TV who, when asked a question, starts their answer with

"So..."

What do you do?

So...I work in IT


Do you have a job?

So...I work in catering

So Graham Norton then?

 

[Edtwozeronine]

Just found a way to keep this thread going; the TKmaxx advert!

Oh, I can't find anything I want in your s****y over-priced shop - you're right, it must be my fault!

U W0t M8? (BTW I thought this was an angry alien skull...)

PS: They sell poundland torches for £4.99 or more.

 

[Pete999]

Just found a way to keep this thread going; the TKmaxx advert!

Oh, I can't find anything I want in your s****y over-priced shop - you're right, it must be my fault!

U W0t M8? (BTW I thought this was an angry alien skull...)

PS: They sell poundland torches for £4.99 or more.

Right?????????????????? I think.

 

[Edtwozeronine]

Right?????????????????? I think.

You'll need to see the advert for my rantings to make sense by the sound of it. If you ever watch channel 4 it's on at almost every advert slot.

 

[Pete999]

You'll need to see the advert for my rantings to make sense by the sound of it. If you ever watch channel 4 it's on at almost every advert slot.

Will ave a butchers hook

 

[Squid]

I hate anybody on TV who, when asked a question, starts their answer with

"So..."

What do you do?

So...I work in IT


Do you have a job?

So...I work in catering

So...I am a Pirate

;o)))

 

[Charlie_]

Getting the tv to myself when the missus goes out, only to find that the whole bloody thing is tied up with all her recordings

 

[telectrix]

bestest ad of all time.... (cover your face, buzz, it's bad for spacemen)

 

[Spoon]

This one is better

 

[telectrix]

hmm ad. might be good, but the product is shyte. gassed up pi$$water.

 

[Red Tony]

How s**t it is?

 

[telectrix]

if it looks like pi$$, smells like pi$$, tastes like pi$$, chances are it is pi$$,

 

[Taylortwocities]

I really, really hate that AA advert with the child doing Proud Mary.
This...

 

[Red Tony]

It is rather annoying but good how she can do that at her age.

 

[telectrix]

simon cowell should be cocaine.he gets right up my nose.

 

[Pete999]

It is rather annoying but good how she can do that at her age.

That's meant to be a joke, right?

 

[Taylortwocities]

It is rather annoying but good how she can do that at her age.

I heard that she does all the voices for the Haribos adverts too.

 

[Red Tony]

That's meant to be a joke, right?

Yes so fcuk-ing laaaaarrrrrfffffff!

 

[Pete999]

Yes so fcuk-ing laaaaarrrrrfffffff!

At what exactly nothing remotely funny.

 

[Red Tony]

Cheer up Pete it might never happen

 

[Pete999]

Cheer up Pete it might never happen

Far to early to be cheerful Anthony, Tabs aint kicked in yet, I'll be OK in about half an hour I promise

 

[Red Tony]

Okay matey.....have a nice coffee and all will be well with the world.....
Plenty of sugar.

 

[Pete999]

Okay matey.....have a nice coffee and all will be well with the world.....
Plenty of sugar.

And there is another thing that Pees me off Sugar in me tea or coffee, cosmic, not in this Gaff Mate, sweeteners is all I get and not to many of them either, I reckon Her in door has the sugar bowl under surveillance.

 

[Red Tony]

Lol she wears the trousers then

 

[Pete999]

Lol she wears the trousers then

Not really Mate, it's the constant droning that gets to me and the only way to stop it, is to agree, suppose I should change my reply to Yes then

 

[static zap]

Yes so fcuk-ing laaaaarrrrrfffffff!

Don't worry Pete modern comedy -isn't meant too be funny-To us !

A wince is more appropriate .

 

[telectrix]

my morning coffeee is......

2 heaped spoons nescafe original
3 heaped spoons sugar.
half a gill of Tesco scotch,

all in a pint mug. coupled with 2 Rothmans king size.

sets me up for the day.

 

[static zap]

RIP - some guy on the Jeremy Kyle show .
and apologies for criticising real life ,entertainment !
(Still not my cup of tea)

 

[Pete999]

RIP - some guy on the Jeremy Kyle show .
and apologies for criticising real life ,entertainment !
(Still not my cup of tea)

Kyle gets right up mine, love to see someone t--t him, supercilious G-t

 

[telectrix]

hmmm. kyle is the sort to take him or leave him. as annoying as he is, he does help people with problems, so mu jury is out here.