apprentice nicknames

[rumrunner]

Just wondered what nicknames you have or call someone and why?
bane thats a cracker,
knew a apprentice called deadly once, he ended up contract manager.
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[Bane]

Heard of one guy called EMP.

(Electro Magnetic Pulse)

 

[rumrunner]

Nice one Bane ,your home early ,got the sack?

 

[Bane]

LOL

Not yet. Job and finish today. Yourself?

 

[rumrunner]

Naw day off today bane ,i only work part time ,these days ,think ill have 2 morrow off as well ,

 

[Bane]

Tomorrow off goes without saying!!!
Monday too.

Then again, when I win EuroMiliions tonight, everyday is going to be a holiday.

 

[rumrunner]

Watch out ,its a full moon tomorrow,no drinking ,dancing or fornicating on a full moon
hope i get the day off ,someone always wants something done at easter
never mind a little easter egg for rummy wont go a miss,i like those gold coins with chocolate inside they remind me of kugerands,dream away ,away ,away

 

[woodysparks]

we had one lad called bungalow cos there was nothing upstairs

and another called barra cos he needed a push

 

[earl81]

(monkey boy)

 

[Spudmiester]

had one lad called Chocolate, because he was as much use as............well , you know the rest !

 

[The Electrical Connection]

Dumper Dave
Anything he fu..ed up he used to dump in the customers bin

 

[ian.settle1]

Called one the Chinese Electrician. Every time he was given a job his answer was Why Me

 

[Kamikaze]

Blatant thread resurrection.
Used to have a female apprentice that I called “Shag”. She loved it but her dad raised a few eyebrows….lol.

 

[Tiny Spark]

Ive had a few names for apprentices I couldnt post any on here though LOL

One clean one was Custard as he always wore a yellow shirt

 

[rapparee]

I was called mad max for a while when i crashed a few forklifts in quick succession.

I was called cool hand luke by some people. I had a habit of walking about with my hand in my pockets.

I now get called the stig because of my silky skills at driving the mewp.

 

[shanky887614]

i kept getting called warlock,gadget man etc.

there just jelous of all the gadgets ive got and high end pc (modded my radio etc, if something can be improved i mod it)

 

[Kamikaze]

Donkeys years ago we had an apprentice we called “The snitch”. He is qualified now and still works for the company. Worked with a new lad recently and he informed me that he had been working with “The snitch“. What’s really funny is, his wife and kids call him that as well…pml.

 

[baldelectrician]

I went into a ironmongers with my son who wanted a lock for his bedroom door last week (he is 15)

He is now referred to as 'w@nklock' there- the missus found it hilarious.

 

[Pete999]

I had an Apprentice who was a goalie for his local team they never won much, soapy was his name, get it? ball skills like a bar of soap, well I thought it was funny anyway.

 

[Barry White]

had an aprentice and we called him "banger" because he had a huge sausage he is in his 40s now and still gets called "banger"

 

[overskilled]

Mine on a course I've been doing - "brains" (then again thats not hard given that most of them on that course struggle to count beyond ten without a calculator....)

Ginger guy on my course gets called Ed Sheeran...seriously spitting image...

The Mrs... "Bump", "Crash Test" (both as she is clumsy and falls over anything and everything...)

 

[shanky887614]

a guy on the firm is called neville, his work is anything but level. lol another that used to work here was called speedy

 

[Pete999]

One lad we had had a nickname of Thrush, well he was an irritating little 0000 I'll leave the rest to your imagination

 

[Diddy]

One lad I had working with me took up boxing to an extent where he did all the training and was well "into" it - He only had one fight however and after his defeat became known as Sugar Ray No Punch - He still goes to boxing for training and keeping fit but has never bothered with getting in the ring in anger any more hehe.....Tis a cruel world.

 

[Diddy]

Just remembered a couple more
Gloves - Because he wore gloves
Twit - He was mentally challenged
Thumbs - Had the biggest thumbs you ever saw

 

[garrywatters]

Morph! He was a slow acting dope!

 

[Leesparkykent]

"Gumbo" as he had no teeth and big ears lol