Change of career

[MDJ]

My God I wish I could have posted in this before the Admins closed it, jeez, help, guide me, My god :mad2:

 

[High Tower]

why glenn didnt get a troll badge in the new years honours is beyond me lol.

We can only cope with one troll at a time!

 

[Guest55]

We can only cope with one troll at a time!

i dunno , with the growing dorkfest we've had lately i could do with a deputy. :-D

 

[markc123]

Take him on as an apprentice then biff. Or just sling him on a 8week course and he's good to go :38:

 

[Geordie Spark]

why glenn didnt get a troll badge in the new years honours is beyond me lol.

He would have - if his service to the forum had been continuous ......... as it was, he had a break for a while ......

 

[Guest55]

glenns rudeness is already at HNC level.
;-)

 

[Thomas240280]

Right guys I've had an accident at work last night with the for lift, I've broken one if those big reg push in plugs with 415v written on it off the wall, it's in pieces.. How do I go about getting one of those to replace? And a step by step guide how to replace it? Also do I have to turn electric off to whole factory to replace it?

 

[ferg]

could do with a can of troll spray.

 

[Guest111]

As a matter of fact, yes it was - along with errand running, lighting the fires in the workshops during winter, cleaning the works van and boss's car and cleaning machines every Friday.

Do you have a problem with that?

you were lucky mate,I had to pander to the bosses daughters every whim as well,what daddys littlt girl(17) wanted she got unfortunately this usually meant more work for me lol.

 

[Guest111]

glenns rudeness is already at HNC level.
;-)

I suppose he can be a bit blunt at times but at least it's sensible,not like some of the BS we've had recently.

 

[Spoon]

Dont ban Thomas, I havent laughed so much in ages. If he wasnt a troll you would pity him....

 

[richy3333]

Obviously your iq can't be very high otherwise you would of read my original post and seen that I stated I was a fork lift driver.

Any way, the fuse in my house keep blowing every couple of days, it's doing my head in as I have cut some old extension lead up so I can get the replacement cable to replace fuse. When I was in b and q last I notice a fuse board on offer. So if I swap it with this one ( shouldn't take long and it's I only have to swap the front over) this means that when my fuse blows I can just reset it?

I thought you were a 'doubting-Thomas240280'. I now realise your more a 'John-Thomas240280'?

 

[richy3333]

Tea making
Floor sweeping
Toolbox carrying.

Not in 8 weeks Geordie. Toolbox carrying requires the additional 2 weeks for manual handling (or whatever glorified name they now give it).

 

[Big n Daft]

I thought you were a 'doubting-Thomas240280'. I now realise your more a 'John-Thomas240280'?

A bit like the man called Woodcock who changed his name to Oakhampton.

 

[Guest111]

Right guys I've had an accident at work last night with the for lift, I've broken one if those big reg push in plugs with 415v written on it off the wall, it's in pieces.. How do I go about getting one of those to replace? And a step by step guide how to replace it? Also do I have to turn electric off to whole factory to replace it?

start by placing 2 nails into l1 and l2 while live,be sure to keep a firm hold of the other ends and with a bit of luck all your problems will be over,and some of ours.

 

[telectrix]

he can't do that. he's used the only 3 nails he had to replace the blown fuses.

 

[Thomas240280]

Right I've been everywhere trying to find one of these big red plug things saying 415v (model number I'm guessing?) I could only find a yellow one, I've opened the box and noticed that there isn't as many holes to put wires in as the old one. Will it be ok to put all the extra wires into the one hole? Can't see it being a problem as there will be 3 times the power at that plug thing

 

[Thomas240280]

he can't do that. he's used the only 3 nails he had to replace the blown fuses.

Actually I used the wire out of my old extension lead, I'm not stupid.. I mean a nail... Wth

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Right I've been everywhere trying to find one of these big red plug things saying 415v (model number I'm guessing?) I could only find a yellow one, I've opened the box and noticed that there isn't as many holes to put wires in as the old one. Will it be ok to put all the extra wires into the one hole? Can't see it being a problem as there will be 3 times the power at that plug thing

aye...you should be allright...

 

[markc123]

Thomas do what you like. Cant imagine you been on here much longer...in the words of Mr D.Skelton... Thomas, you're smelly!

 

[telectrix]

ah. you're a no-nails man then. so use no-nails to fix the socket back together.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

i wonder if thomas ever starred in a childrens program....
seems to have the mentality for it

 

[Guest111]

look mate you're starting to pee everyone off now you are not funny and will never make a spark as long as you have that hole in your rear that you spend most of your life talking out of. Now as Glennspark famously once said DO ONE!

 

[bigbaddave]

Forklift Accident Brings Down The Warehouse - YouTube

Been racking my brains and rememberd this...

 

[richy3333]

Forklift Accident Brings Down The Warehouse - YouTube

Been racking my brains and rememberd this...

No pun there then bigbaddave

 

[telectrix]

forking 'ell.

 

[High Tower]

Ok Thomas has gone, let's keep it friendly

 

[bigbaddave]

No pun there then bigbaddave

Ha Ha.. Id like to take the credit.. However never even thought about it..

 

[wade88]

Blimey. Never seen such a volume of grown men get so irate over a little forum banter. Let's not lose perspective here, this is just a forum?!

 

[ElleMeFeyo]

read my bit at the bottom about joining the ni after a fairly detailed explanation he still asked why.:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

Insert foot into mouth mood lol how thick!

 

[bigbaddave]

Yes Mate,

Have a look at my profile most of them are there, here's the whole list:

• EAL Level 2 for Domestic Electrical Installers (Part P Certificate)
• 17th Edition City & Guilds 2382-10 Certificate in the Requirements for Electrical Installations (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• City & Guilds 2392-10 Fundamental Inspection & Testing (Level 2 electrician qualifications)
• City & Guilds 2391-10 Inspection & Testing (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• NICEIC Solar Photovoltaic (PV) Certificate
• Building Regulations City & Guilds 2393-10 Certificate (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• Design & Verification City & Guilds 2391-20 Certificate in the Design, Erection and Verification of Electrical Installations (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• PAT Testing City & Guilds 2377-12 Inspection and Testing of Electrical Equipment (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• PAT Testing City & Guilds 2377-11 Management of Electrical Equipment Maintenance (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• Wall and Floor Correction Training (‘chasing out’, re-plastering and working with joists and block work)

So your a "Pat tester"