Things an Electrician would never say

[R G]

Anyways, back on topic as per the rules.:biggrinjester:
Your plumber madam, couldn’t direct his own pi$$ into a pot.

Theres no need to be so truthful to the customer , also would she be providing the pot .....lol..

 

[Kamikaze]

Seriously Miss Clancy, I don’t know when or why the UFO dumped all those domestic installers amongst us. But I’ve got an awful feeling it ain’t coming back for them.

 

[Paul.M]

Seriously Miss Clancy, I don’t know when or why the UFO dumped all those domestic installers amongst us. But I’ve got an awful feeling it ain’t coming back for them......

.....and they get all of their top quality materials from a big orange shed with leaflets on how to install them. What could possibly go wrong????

 

[ian.settle1]

.....and they get all of their top quality materials from a big orange shed with leaflets on how to install them. What could possibly go wrong????

You want me to tell the fire officer it was my fault as I didn't know what I was doing and your house burnt down.

 

[Kamikaze]

.....and they get all of their top quality materials from a big orange shed with leaflets on how to install them. What could possibly go wrong????

So if the big orange shed is the mother of all f-ups and the leaflets are the father of all f-ups , does that make Part P the abused child?:jester:

 

[Pete999]

No it makes it a barsteward

 

[Kamikaze]

Ahhh….I often wondered where they came from….lol.

 

[Kamikaze]

No…I’m not late madam! Watching too many "late night 18+" movies, has given you an unrealistic impression of just how long it takes for an emergency electrician to arrive.

 

[Kamikaze]

The front of my red regs book has been bleached by the sun to a lighter shade of yellow. Does anyone think I will be able to pass it off as the 3[SUP]rd[/SUP] amendment for my scam inspection?

 

[Kamikaze]

Of cause size matters! Nobody wants a small wimpy plastic CU when you can have a butch metal one.

 

[Paul.M]

What is the point of years in college learning this stuff when all of the C/U's, sockets and switches come with instructions!!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

I’m not a spark but £50 an hour is £50 an hour.

 

[Paul.M]

I’m not a spark but £50 an hour is £50 an hour.

........ and I can fix your dripping tap at the same time

 

[Kamikaze]

I’ve hidden that bodge job so deep in the wall even google won’t be able to find it.

 

[Kamikaze]

Hello Miss Clancy, would you like to see my Lichtenberg scar?:wink_smile:

 

[Kamikaze]

A lot of microwave electricians (ready in five minutes) cry when they look at their work. The trick is not to form an emotional bond with their Kabelsalat. Trust the Germans to have a word for this…lol.

 

[Kamikaze]

I’m a leader, not a follower. Unless it’s a dark scary roof space, then you my young apprentice are going first!:biggrin:

 

[Paul.M]

I’m a leader, not a follower. Unless it’s a dark scary roof space, then you my young apprentice are going first!:biggrin:

I would never tell the sparkys mate to do any job that I would not be happy doing myself. BUT the size of that loft hatch and the size of my gut dictates that you are doing the upstairs lighting circuit. (had this a few weeks ago, I could not even get my shoulders through the hatch so the 16 year old 7 stone twig-let got sent up lol)

 

[shanky887614]

I would never tell the sparkys mate to do any job that I would not be happy doing myself. BUT the size of that loft hatch and the size of my gut dictates that you are doing the upstairs lighting circuit. (had this a few weeks ago, I could not even get my shoulders through the hatch so the 16 year old 7 stone twig-let got sent up lol)

you need to go easy on the pies paul XD

 

[Ryan102]

Yes of course plumbing is a harder trade to learn