socket in kitchen

[Badged01]

Aye well ...... that says more about you and your lack of finesse.

As I said to the missus a couple of months ago, "I think you've lost some weight pet". "Whys that she replied"?

"I didnt burn me ar*e on the light bulb this time" ......

 

[tidyboiler]

Well it worked on you didn't it?

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Well your opening question was far from romantic but hey.................... :38:

 

[telectrix]

romantic and geordie are conflicting terms. why do you think you only get flowers after there's been a funeral?

 

[Silly Sausage]

Well it worked on you didn't it?

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Well your opening question was far from romantic but hey.................... :38:

What's not romantic about saying "You 'avin chips or what?" ???

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well it worked on you didn't it?

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Well your opening question was far from romantic but hey.................... :38:

It's ok pet.

I won't embarrass you by going any further with this one.

 

[Silly Sausage]

As I said to the missus a couple of months ago, "I think you've lost some weight pet". "Whys that she replied"?

"I didnt burn me ar*e on the light bulb this time" ......

Quality!!!
I'm going to try that one on our lass. :smilielol5:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Quality!!!
I'm going to try that one on our lass. :smilielol5:

I wouldn't.

I tried it on her last week while you were away.

She didn't laugh very much ........................

 

[tidyboiler]

I wouldn't.

I tried it on her last week while you were away.

She didn't laugh very much ........................

No neither did Archie when we tried it when he was away.................how did you like the North East, pet?

 

[Silly Sausage]

No neither did Archie when we tried it when he was away.................how did you like the North East, pet?

:38: I think I might have to lay off the booze for a while...but on second thoughts...