Things an Electrician would never say

[Kamikaze]

kamikazi, you after a banana then?

The gaffers have offered to pay me in bananas but I kindly declined….lol

 

[telectrix]

i hate bananas anyway. when i was a bratt, rationing was finishing and we had bananas in the local greengrocers.my mother gave me one, never seen one before. as she was gossiping with other kitchen drones i ate it, skin and all, made me sick as a dog.

 

[millwall ken]

Please Please Please can someone take a shotgun to this post now!!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

Ken, this thread isn't over until the last electrician falls asleep....lol

 

[Kamikaze]

By God and my conscience, I paid so little attention, for my mind was so busy with so many things that, for the moment, I'd almost forgotten to bring my neon screwdriver.

 

[simpson93]

i get paid too much, im going to ask for less wages this week.

 

[kevyn]

Yes I'll listen to your wind and p**h..............your paying for it after all

 

[Kamikaze]

Yes madam, go down to your vault and tell the rest of your money to be patient, we'll be together soon.

 

[Kamikaze]

Most excellent Madam. Uh, one thought. Maybe it should be bang, bang, then kaboom. You know, sort of a grand opening finale, when we switch the lights on.

 

[deafboy]

yeah sure i will happilly come out and tell you whats wrong with it for nothing?

 

[Kamikaze]

There is always more current in a socket. But good luck finding it now that I've cut the wire out.

 

[Paul.M]

Come back kamikaze all is forgiven. Just thought I'd bring this thread back to life just to wind up millwallken . Sorry Ken.

 

[scotsparky]

Millwallken's the Happiest easiest going laid back spark you will ever meet!

 

[Electricalserv]

Yes, I accidently made all your electrics go off and I don't know what the hell I'm doing. But Il pretend I do.

 

[millwall ken]

Come back kamikaze all is forgiven. Just thought I'd bring this thread back to life just to wind up millwallken . Sorry Ken.

Thats alright mate, even talking/arguing with alarm man is a distraction for me from my eldest girl at the moment. She's being nothing but a pain in the butt. Constant back chat and non-stop complaints from neighbours - most of whom have seen her grow up from a baby. Any trouble round my way and its guaranteed that she's involved somehow. We're certain that she's not being bullied in school or is taking drugs, as shes' still doing really well in school. However, she will argue over anything and everything. Guess its just them horrible teenage years.

 

[millwall ken]

Millwallken's the Happiest easiest going laid back spark you will ever meet!

I am as it goes mate, I just call it how I see it.

 

[alarm man]

Thats alright mate, even talking/arguing with alarm man is a distraction for me from my eldest girl at the moment. She's being nothing but a pain in the butt. Constant back chat and non-stop complaints from neighbours - most of whom have seen her grow up from a baby. Any trouble round my way and its guaranteed that she's involved somehow. We're certain that she's not being bullied in school or is taking drugs, as shes' still doing really well in school. However, she will argue over anything and everything. Guess its just them horrible teenage years.

they all do that ken,my eldest was a little whatsit at times,just a phase man..now just studies and does as she's told..

ps.that avatar isnt good like..unless you like skrewdriver..

 

[millwall ken]

they all do that ken,my eldest was a little whatsit at times,just a phase man..now just studies and does as she's told..

ps.that avatar isnt good like..unless you like skrewdriver..

Ha ha, I came across it the other day. I was gonna pm you this morning to check out my new profile picture!!! Skrewdriver? No ta.

 

[alarm man]

Ha ha, I came across it the other day. I was gonna pm you this morning to check out my new profile picture!!! Skrewdriver? No ta.

its still wrong ken,i didnt put you down as that sort of guy,paints the wrong picture of you tbh i know your not like that,its nowt to to with communism either..

 

[millwall ken]

its still wrong ken,i didnt put you down as that sort of guy,paints the wrong picture of you tbh i know your not like that,its nowt to to with communism either..

No you're right mate, not if its associated with skrewdriver fella.