Things an Electrician would never say

[dim_bulb]

Sure you can have the down lights exactly smack bang where the joists are ...luckily i got my trusty chainsaw in the van

so Mr H&S inspector do you wana go for a drink tonight?

 

[simpson93]

i think im going to move to poland to work .

 

[dim_bulb]

yeah I got a number for complaints department you got a pen and paper?

0800 f off

 

[JD6400]

Of course i will drop by " while i am passing " and fix the fault " while you are here " .

 

[dim_bulb]

I get all my materials from B&Q, 10 meters of 2.5 t+e for £25 what a bargin!

who needs a £700 meter thats calibrated yearly when you can just lick ya finger

 

[JD6400]

I actually wanted to be a pilot but I'm colour blind !

 

[Kamikaze]

Hello, the number you have dialed for the emergency call out service is imaginary. Please rotate your phone by 90 degrees and try again.

 

[Kamikaze]

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it Mr Customer. Now I know not to get the primary and secondary mixed up on a transformer. I will go and get you another lamp.

 

[Phil]

I need a lift in a police van cos my leg is nackered
(for those who may not have read it this is aimed at paul)

 

[paturback]

Thank god for the 17th edition Amendment 1 ,cant wait to buy my copy!

 

[deafboy]

Of course your right the green and yellow wire does nothing mate

 

[dim_bulb]

the brown wires earth yea... cos it looks like mud

 

[telectrix]

of course you can have the certificate now and pay me next month when you get your wages

 

[Paul.M]

You want me to sign up to do a marathon with you, of course I will no problem.

 

[scotsparky]

I love mondays!!

 

[Kamikaze]

After spending quite some time studying electricity at one of the world's finest engineering schools, it is satisfying to see that I can now only work by pointing and making monkey noises.

 

[telectrix]

kamikazi, you after a banana then?

 

[SMB]

.......I like my job and im not surrounded by idiots. The support im receiving is great. Thankyou.

 

[SMB]

........"Yes Mrs. Miggins, if it has a wire coming out of it then I can repair it"

 

[telectrix]

SMB , you don't so much need support as confidence in your own abilities. you know you can do it, know you can rise above them, stick it out till proven right, then you may get the support from higher up.