Thought you were Intelligent electricians

[GMES]

As I type this, there are only 28 members online, and I am presuming this is due to a bunch of t!ts kicking a bag of wind about!!

Come on lads, we are supposed to be intelligent people, I want every member that reads this thread to go to their vans and get their Meggers out, set the dial to 1000v, Attach a clip to each nut and press the test button, hopefully this will zap you all out of your current retarded state!!
And get back to what we do best, Taking the mick out of less intelligent people than us.

 

[rattlehead85]

Well to be honest a lot of us are fed up of coming on here with the intention of amicably discussing electrical problems and 80% of the time end up scrapping with know it alls!!

 

[Pete999]

As I type this, there are only 28 members online, and I am presuming this is due to a bunch of t!ts kicking a bag of wind about!!

Come on lads, we are supposed to be intelligent people, I want every member that reads this thread to go to their vans and get their Meggers out, set the dial to 1000v, Attach a clip to each nut and press the test button, hopefully this will zap you all out of your current retarded state!!
And get back to what we do best, Taking the mick out of less intelligent people than us.

Nice one, bunch of t@ts is a bit tame isn't it? a bunch of over paid thugs more like it all that dosh for kicking a bag of wind around the park, the mind boggles it really does, fall about moaning when they get a knock, get their hair done all shade and styles, sponsor this that and the other, some of them can't even string a few words together without the proverbial "over the moon", "the gaffer said" make my blood boils, suffice it to say I don't like Soccer or those muppets that play it and get paid to much for doing it, rant over you shouldn't have started this thread GMES

 

[Knobhead]

I don't have a van, got the Megger but no van so can't join in your little game.

Had someone asking the pub opening times for some game or other. Landloard "If you think I'm staying open for you to watch ****ing football, you can **** right off!"

 

[shanky887614]

a lot of the others are busy working

 

[Kamikaze]

1000V just don’t do it for me anymore. Need to find something else to amuse me. How about some poetry?



We may not always realize
That every thing we do
Affects not only our lives
But touches others too

For a little bit of thoughtfulness
That shows someone you care
Creates a ray of sunshine
For everyone to share

Yes, every time you offer
Someone a helping hand
Every time you show a friend
You care and understand

Every time you have
A kind and gentle word to give
You help someone find beauty
In this precious life we live.

 

[dan86]

wtf is going on here. poetry?!

 

[Silly Sausage]

1000V just don’t do it for me anymore. Need to find something else to amuse me. How about some poetry?



We may not always realize
...........

Hippy!

 

[shanky887614]

wtf is going on here. poetry?!

either a ****head or high XD

 

[GMES]

Kamikaze that was beautiful and brought a tear to my glass eye!!
You have hidden depths son.

 

[Kamikaze]

wtf is going on here. poetry?!

I’ve got 11 hours to kill before the game. I’ve got a feeling there will be a lot more poetry coming out of me today…lol

 

[Knobhead]

What's he been drinking/smoking?

 

[GMES]

I don't have a van, got the Megger but no van so can't join in your little game.

Had someone asking the pub opening times for some game or other. Landloard "If you think I'm staying open for you to watch ****ing football, you can **** right off!"

Tony we can bend the rules just this once! now get em zapped Fella

 

[Richard Burns]

As I type this, there are only 28 members online, and I am presuming this is due to a bunch of t!ts kicking a bag of wind about!!

Come on lads, we are supposed to be intelligent people, I want every member that reads this thread to go to their vans and get their Meggers out, set the dial to 1000v, Attach a clip to each nut and press the test button, hopefully this will zap you all out of your current retarded state!!
And get back to what we do best, Taking the mick out of less intelligent people than us.

Anyone reading this post would be the intelligent electricians (or is that an oxymoron, if we do use the megger) and do not need to use the Megger (except perhaps on someone else)!

 

[GMES]

But I am right though because at the moment the thread is only attracting the intelligent elite of the forum, all the mongs are watching Gayball.

 

[Maddison]

As I type this, there are only 28 members online, and I am presuming this is due to a bunch of t!ts kicking a bag of wind about!!

Come on lads, we are supposed to be intelligent people, I want every member that reads this thread to go to their vans and get their Meggers out, set the dial to 1000v, Attach a clip to each nut and press the test button, hopefully this will zap you all out of your current retarded state!!
And get back to what we do best, Taking the mick out of less intelligent people than us.[/



sorry but the majority of our lives don't revolve around this forum.. Clearly you've got too much spare time on your hands, go Megger yourself

 

[GMES]

Nice one, bunch of t@ts is a bit tame isn't it? a bunch of over paid thugs more like it all that dosh for kicking a bag of wind around the park, the mind boggles it really does, fall about moaning when they get a knock, get their hair done all shade and styles, sponsor this that and the other, some of them can't even string a few words together without the proverbial "over the moon", "the gaffer said" make my blood boils, suffice it to say I don't like Soccer or those muppets that play it and get paid to much for doing it, rant over you shouldn't have started this thread GMES

Sorry Pete, but at least we know where you stand on the subject.

 

[GMES]

I’ve got 11 hours to kill before the game. I’ve got a feeling there will be a lot more poetry coming out of me today…lol

I know I said it was a nice poem, but 11hrs/ where's that bloody ignore button!!

 

[dan86]

As I type this, there are only 28 members online, and I am presuming this is due to a bunch of t!ts kicking a bag of wind about!!

Come on lads, we are supposed to be intelligent people, I want every member that reads this thread to go to their vans and get their Meggers out, set the dial to 1000v, Attach a clip to each nut and press the test button, hopefully this will zap you all out of your current retarded state!!
And get back to what we do best, Taking the mick out of less intelligent people than us.[/



sorry but the majority of our lives don't revolve around this forum.. Clearly you've got too much spare time on your hands, go Megger yourself

for real? simmer down fella!

 

[7029 dave]

1000V just don’t do it for me anymore. Need to find something else to amuse me. How about some poetry?



We may not always realize
That every thing we do
Affects not only our lives
But touches others too

For a little bit of thoughtfulness
That shows someone you care
Creates a ray of sunshine
For everyone to share

Yes, every time you offer
Someone a helping hand
Every time you show a friend
You care and understand

Every time you have
A kind and gentle word to give
You help someone find beauty
In this precious life we live.

All sing. lol

 

[GMES]

As I type this, there are only 28 members online, and I am presuming this is due to a bunch of t!ts kicking a bag of wind about!!

Come on lads, we are supposed to be intelligent people, I want every member that reads this thread to go to their vans and get their Meggers out, set the dial to 1000v, Attach a clip to each nut and press the test button, hopefully this will zap you all out of your current retarded state!!
And get back to what we do best, Taking the mick out of less intelligent people than us.[/



sorry but the majority of our lives don't revolve around this forum.. Clearly you've got too much spare time on your hands, go Megger yourself

Talking of retards!!

 

[Kamikaze]

Clearly you've got too much spare time on your hands, go Megger yourself

Oh dear, me thinks your going to get your @$$ handed to you.:nono:

 

[telectrix]

kami,after seeing the poem, i thought your feminine side was showing, but that last post clears it up. anyway, maddison is an ozzy. he's probably thinking of ozzy rules football, where fatalities are not only common, they're expected. well, they're brain dead to start with.

 

[GMES]

kami,after seeing the poem, i thought your feminine side was showing, but that last post clears it up. anyway, maddison is an ozzy. he's probably thinking of ozzy rules football, where fatalities are not only common, they're expected. well, they're brain dead to start with.

Well I will wait then for his apology for getting confused and then insulting me, let's see.

 

[GMES]

kami,after seeing the poem, i thought your feminine side was showing, but that last post clears it up. anyway, maddison is an ozzy. he's probably thinking of ozzy rules football, where fatalities are not only common, they're expected. well, they're brain dead to start with.

Well I will wait then for his apology for getting confused and then insulting me, let's see.

 

[telectrix]

you may have to wait a long time. your last post contained 4 words each exceeding 4 letters.

 

[snowhead]

Everyone has the right to choose.

I choose to ignore;

Football
Cricket
Darts
Golf
Rugby
Hockey
Skiing
Anything Xgames.
Anything involving players and teams.

Used to Watch F.1 but that's gone down the pan.

The Guy across the road looks like getting My Megger, I can see his Plasma screen full wall TV with Football on it through my windows and his.

I don't mind watching his Wife, but I refuse to watch his T.V

 

[Knobhead]

Everyone has the right to choose.

I choose to ignore;

Football
Cricket
Darts
Golf
Rugby
Hockey
Skiing
Anything Xgames.
Anything involving players and teams.

Used to Watch F.1 but that's gone down the pan.

The Guy across the road looks like getting My Megger, I can see his Plasma screen full wall TV with Football on it through my windows and his.

I don't mind watching his Wife, but I refuse to watch his T.V

Pervert!

 

[Rockingit]

I'm currently in Holland at an International competition and have just bought a T Shirt with "If Judo was easy we'd have to call it football" written on it. Two lads in our club team currently sporting ice packs on the sides of their faces, one had a black-out strangle against him and the other has some bruises that will be with him for a good while. Footballl??! Pan!

 

[Geordie Spark]

But I am right though because at the moment the thread is only attracting the intelligent elite of the forum, all the mongs are watching Gayball.

Hello everyone!!

 

[Kamikaze]

kami,after seeing the poem, i thought your feminine side was showing, but that last post clears it up. anyway, maddison is an ozzy. he's probably thinking of ozzy rules football, where fatalities are not only common, they're expected. well, they're brain dead to start with.

Ahhh….I see. I thought he was new to the "banter" thing!

Speaking of eternity, while we are waiting for Maddisons’ apology. Here’s a tune to keep us going.

[video=youtube;yLph6ePNkGQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLph6ePNkGQ[/video]

 

[SPARTYKUS]

Pervert!

Nothing wrong with looking at Jaguars when you've got a rolls royce!!

 

[mayfair]

Football is cr4p and the England side are a bunch of overpaid no hopers IMO. The amount of English watching the game (Spain v Holland) last night in Benidorm was unbelievable ...Hello your on holiday get a life go and watch the med with a long cool drink its 25 deg at 23.00 hrs so why go and sit in some stuffy bar glued to the tv ...........Chillax

 

[Slowhand]

Nothing wrong with looking at Jaguars when you've got a rolls royce!!

I agree totally.

But why go out for a bacon sandwich when you've got a pig at home.

I'm not watching the footy either, none of those overpaid narcissists ever came to watch me when I was working and cheer me on.

 

[dan86]

I don't mind watching his Wife

Pervert!

you telling me you wouldn't watch her if you were him and she was bang tidy?!

 

[GMES]

But I am right though because at the moment the thread is only attracting the intelligent elite of the forum, all the mongs are watching Gayball.

Hello everyone!!

Well that's blown my theory out of the water......Hello Fella

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well that's blown my theory out of the water......Hello Fella

Wotcheorfettleth'day bonny lad??

 

[GMES]

Wotcheorfettleth'day bonny lad??

That's easy for you to say :rolleyes4:

 

[telectrix]

Wotcheorfettleth'day bonny lad??

tha' cudsna fettle a jerry pot, even on a good day.

 

[snowhead]

Pervert!

Well spotted.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Well spotted.

Oh aye ... the Well Spotted Pervert - a close cousin of the Lesser Spotted Pervert.

There was one sitting on my windowsill just last week.

 

[GMES]

Oh aye ... the Well Spotted Pervert - a close cousin of the Lesser Spotted Pervert.

There was one sitting on my windowsill just last week.

That made me proper belly laugh :rofl::rofl:

 

[Doomed]

I had a Greater Pervert staring in through my rear windscreen once

 

[jamie-spark]

Well I will be watching the footy.



The thought of England getting humped and me not watching it brings tears to my eyes. ))))))


Bring on the moretti




A light harted joke ))

 

[jamie-spark]

Na seriously though I hope England do well this comp

 

[Silly Sausage]

I don't take footie seriously, especially Ingerlund.

But tonight's prediction is, Eng 1 up within first 20 mins, then they get hammered in the last 35 mins, 2 or 3.
Get your bets on now.

 

[Paul.M]

I think its going to be 3-1 to Italy as well. Hope we win but I cant see it.

Going to be interesting to see how many posts are made in the next 90 mins??? Ok its 11pm but still?

 

[trev]

Wotcheorfettleth'day bonny lad??

Allow me to translate for those of you not lucky enough to be Geordies.
Good day, how are you good sir?

 

[tidyboiler]

I had a Greater Pervert staring in through my rear windscreen once

I had one staring into my eyes last night! :whatchutalkingabout