Undercut by the builder down the pub!

[Squid]

I'm not fussy... I'd even give you a bash @SWD
Not your girlfriends coworker though. I've heard he doesn't even reach around..
(Yes I got the 'reach around' bit from Full Metal Jacket)

From what others on the forum have said is that you suffer from "short arm syndrome" as you can never reach your wallet when its your round ;o)))))

 

[Squid]

I'd get into bed for £20! That's more than I usually charge...

Sorry, wrong forum...

Stay off the Irn Bru and Vodkas.........

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

I'd get into bed for £20! That's more than I usually charge...

Sorry, wrong forum...

Ah Glasgow prices..... Of course £20 is too much... Thats why scotland has £1 notes... so they never have to overpay!!

 

[pirate]

How true! Lassie takes home her "earnings " to the tout...
£25 and 50P...he says, "who gave you the 50P?"
"they all did!"

 

[pirate]

How true! Lassie takes home her "earnings " to the tout...
£25 and 50P...he says, "who gave you the 50P?"
"they all did!"

 

[pirate]

Edit: Duplicate post, and for those of you not familiar with the term, Lassie is a young girl, not a fekn dog!
However, in this particular case...she probably was!

 

[Squid]

Edit: Duplicate post, and for those of you not familiar with the term, Lassie is a young girl, not a fekn dog!
However, in this particular case...she probably was!

Lassie the dog is an improvement on some of the women from Glasgow.

 

[polo1]

Lassie the dog is an improvement on some of the women from Glasgow.

Wow, now you’re treading in VERY dangerous water. If her indoors sees your post, yer toast!

 

[Squid]

Wow, now you’re treading in VERY dangerous water. If her indoors sees your post, you've pulled!

errr, no thanks......

 

[Spoon]

errr, no thanks......

Is that cause you can't handle a Scottish lass..

 

[telectrix]

bloody southerners couldn't even handle a lard-arsed lincolnshire lass let alone a northern beauty.

 

[Rpa07]

Time gentlemen please - haven’t you got homes to go to?

 

[telectrix]

chilling out:

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

What have I started? it was all so civil and has descended into insult and vulgar comments....

 

[Squid]

What have I started? it was all so civil and has descended into insult and vulgar comments....

Its usually the other way around.........

 

[Squid]

Is that cause you can't handle a Scottish lass..

I handled, a few times a lass that used to be a nurse in A+R in Glasgow General Hospital, she was a nut job.

 

[telectrix]

I handled, a few times a lass that used to be a nurse in A+R in Glasgow General Hospital, she was a nut job.

must have been to consider you.

 

[Squid]

It was a short lived relationship she had nice ---- though, as on the 5th date she accused me of chatting up the barmaid in a local pub of mine and of not buying her and her mate a drink when they still had full glasses, on leaving the pub she turned around to have a go at me and fell backwards, I was just waiting for the noise of her skull cracking on the concrete, that was it. I stick to nice Polish lasses who aren't pshyco's.

 

[telectrix]

nice Polish lasses who aren't pshyco's.


mine is.

 

[elsparko]

u should fill a pillowcase with snooker balls and go to town on the builder, who does he think he is on your patch?