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[trev]

Bri's fence mate, Bri's areet he won't mind.

 

[tidyboiler]

I agree with trev, Bri won't mind.............or is it Rog? :drunk:

 

[trev]

Bri and Rog might not mind but we're joking TB, SWA fixed to a fence is a no no

 

[Geordie Spark]

I agree with trev, Bri won't mind.............or is it Rog? :drunk:

It's Brian .......... it's only you who calls him Roger ya daft bint !!

 

[Geordie Spark]

Bri and Rog might not mind but we're joking TB, SWA fixed to a fence is a no no

I think Bri would be pleased to have a nice length of SWA holding his fence up. It's knackered & he was supposed to replace it last year.

 

[Dazza1976]

I actually started a thread similar to this one several months ago, when I was laughing to myself about a job I did with a friend a few years back, where the customer blamed us for her sink and waste pipes all getting blocked up, she was adament that we had caused it to happen by bonding the pipework under the sink !!!!Out of goodwill we cleared the blockage for her, although it obviously wasn't our fault !!!

 

[tidyboiler]

Bri and Rog might not mind but we're joking TB, SWA fixed to a fence is a no no

Oh............. well I will remember not to fix my SWA to the fence next time........ it did pinch a bit!.. :wink_smile:

 

[glasgowsparky]

Guy I used to work with was doing an installation for a local council in Glasgow, customer was a junkie and was completely out his face and kept forgetting that the electrician was in and getting a fright every time he seen him! After the guy squared up a bit he told the spark that he'd be back in a minute, after about 10 mins the spark looked out the window to find the guy trying to break in to his van! Such a lovely place! haha

 

[Geordie Spark]

Oh............. well I will remember not to fix my SWA to the fence next time........ it did pinch a bit!.. :wink_smile:

When it comes to cable, it's usually YOU that does the pinching Pikey Girl.

 

[tidyboiler]

When it comes to cable, it's usually YOU that does the pinching Pikey Girl.

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[tidyboiler]

I'm still waiting for the thump of Bri's chimney as it smashes through his roof! I can't believe it's still standing!. Talking about gay bars, I was refused to be served in a gay bar in Brum a few years ago!!! Isn't that classed as discrimination? arty:

 

[driverman]

years go, informed customer that the power will be now going off, as I'm about to change the CU. She said OK I will record the TV programme that she wanted to watch instead. i just counted 1,2,3,4,5.....waiting for the penny to drop,.she turned round red face , laughing loudly, realising what she had just said!

 

[baldelectrician]

Or work with a customer who "project manages" themselves but has no idea how to do that We've all done it.

Or - only do such jobs on a material and labour basis, with payment at the end of each shift.

 

[markc123]

- Power going off now love...

Right okay

..............starts work.....................

Do you want a cup of tea?

-Yeah can do, got a fancy gas kettle have we...

No?...

....oh, you've got the power off haven't you.

x100000000 (thats how many times thats happened)