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[Sarz11]

Please stop, your killing me here :drool5:

Hahaha stop??? Iv only just started!! Dont you go all shy on me mr

 

[MDJ]

Hahaha stop??? Iv only just started!! Dont you go all shy on me mr

Consider yourself a friend, I think you will be just great here, welcome aboard.

 

[markc123]

Has mike gone weak at the knees haha??

 

[Sarz11]

Consider yourself a friend, I think you will be just great here, welcome aboard.

Is there a blushing icon? I do have my moments since I am a girlie after all. Thank you nothing id like more than to be friends with a big strong friendly knowledgeable gorilla but ul do

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Has mike gone weak at the knees haha??

Course he has this aint some film this is real life youngun I AM REAL and very rare

 

[Sintra]

Ah hahahha that literally looks like mine with no clothes on

Not enough room in those pants for a balloon booty like that

 

[shanky887614]

Is there a blushing icon? I do have my moments since I am a girlie after all. Thank you nothing id like more than to be friends with a big strong friendly knowledgeable gorilla but ul do

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Course he has this aint some film this is real life youngun I AM REAL and very rare

Talking about gorillas

There once was a man from Bombay
Who caught a slow boat to China one day.
He was pinned to a pillar,
By a sex starved Gorilla,
And China's a bloody long way.

 

[Sarz11]

Not enough room in those pants for a balloon booty like that

Ah hahahahaha its a trick my bum is literally rounded like a peach tho. I would say dnt eat it but id like it so go ahead try it its sweet as and home grown hahaha

 

[dazza1981]

whos got the andrex????????

 

[Sarz11]

whos got the andrex????????

Me actually a girl needs to wipe up too after shes done

 

[markc123]

whos got the andrex????????

this little tw*t nicked it.

 

[MDJ]

Me actually a girl needs to wipe up too after shes done

okay stop now, please edit that.

 

[Sarz11]

okay stop now, please edit that.

to wat exactly?

 

[Sintra]

Ah hahahahaha its a trick my bum is literally rounded like a peach tho. I would say dnt eat it but id like it so go ahead try it its sweet as and home grown hahaha

:44: tasty :devil2:

 

[Sarz11]

hahah yes I am

 

[markc123]

Reading this is like watching ---- with my gran.

You old dark-horses hahaha.

 

[Sarz11]

Reading this is like watching ---- with my gran.

You old dark-horses hahaha.

well when you can handle me come and have a chat as these men here just fit into that category hahaa

 

[Sarz11]

okay stop now, please edit that.

Squirting is a problem its not my fault so dont judge I have something for you.....

 

[Sintra]

hahah yes I am

I'm saying nothing :lipsrsealed2:

 

[MDJ]

Squirting is a problem its not my fault so dont judge I have something for you.....

My god stop, you do realise I am probably only 20 miles away from you and I am a dangerous man lol

 

[markc123]

well when you can handle me come and have a chat as these men here just fit into that category hahaa

How the fk do you expect me to compete with a gorilla and a silver fox? hahaha :leaving:

 

[MDJ]

Okay I have had a lie down and I feel better now, so I am back lol

 

[Sarz11]

Okay I have had a lie down and I feel better now, so I am back lol

No time for lying down mr unless your on your back with me. Check my photos hehe the first three new ones in my album just for you gorilla x I love my lung fish hes so cute

 

[Sarz11]

How the fk do you expect me to compete with a gorilla and a silver fox? hahaha :leaving:

Hahahaa is the silver fox peachy? Ur forgetting onions Im not sure where he is but he also has a choice of holes hahahahaha

 

[MDJ]

No time for lying down mr unless your on your back with me. Check my photos hehe the first three new ones in my album just for you gorilla x I love my lung fish hes so cute

I like all fishes, If I keep freshwater I like a community though, species is fine but gets boring after a while, You should try a reef sometime, not as hard as you think and the fish you can keep are gorgeous.

 

[Sarz11]

I like all fishes, If I keep freshwater I like a community though, species is fine but gets boring after a while, You should try a reef sometime, not as hard as you think and the fish you can keep are gorgeous.

Yeh its going though there was more fishies in there. Lungs tank used to be a community with lots of plattys and guppys and things so it was pretty but lungs was nailing the big fish and he annoyed me and did it infront of me once to my favorite pengasius stupid lungfish. Neway I do have a marine silly It needs cleaning though so Il send a pic when it is done its not that bad but I have a nemo and a coral beauty and a wrasse and crabs (in the water) and some other bits but my faves are gobys and mandarins

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Yeh its going though there was more fishies in there. Lungs tank used to be a community with lots of plattys and guppys and things so it was pretty but lungs was nailing the big fish and he annoyed me and did it infront of me once to my favorite pengasius stupid lungfish. Neway I do have a marine silly It needs cleaning though so Il send a pic when it is done its not that bad but I have a nemo and a coral beauty and a wrasse and crabs (in the water) and some other bits but my faves are gobys and mandarins

Um that was very girlie and I cnt let that out just yet i.e. fishies hahaha oopsie!

 

[markc123]

Hahahaa is the silver fox peachy? Ur forgetting onions Im not sure where he is but he also has a choice of holes hahahahaha

Onions is probably tryna justify to his wife all the dirty pm's she's discovered between you and him haha you home-wrecker.

 

[Guest55]

fish are kool

i used to have an hyper expensive marine tank , with puffers & angel fish.
cos im also kool.

;-)

 

[High Tower]

I had a tank, found it really quite soothing, but it had to go as i caught Stig drinking out of it, on a few occasions

 

[Sarz11]

fish are kool

i used to have an hyper expensive marine tank , with puffers & angel fish.
cos im also kool.

;-)

You are quite cool arnt you you might end up having a hole too and being on my list of favorites. Ur all quite behind MDJ though im afraid hes by far my favorite puffers are my fave and i love angel fish too so well done points for you

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I had a tank, found it really quite soothing, but it had to go as i caught Stig drinking out of it, on a few occasions

Its lush

 

[MDJ]

I am watching my tank now, very pleasing and addictive.

 

[Sarz11]

Onions is probably tryna justify to his wife all the dirty pm's she's discovered between you and him haha you home-wrecker.

ahahahahaha jealousy is an ugly sin mark i keep telling you!!! Listen to your elders

 

[Sarz11]

I am watching my tank now, very pleasing and addictive.

Totally I do love my sting ray she glides through the water better get on and get in my own tank actually dont ever grow your hair too long its a pain in the backside

 

[onions1066]

Onions is probably tryna justify to his wife all the dirty pm's she's discovered between you and him haha you home-wrecker.

Nice try marc but I'm still in the game. You need to try harder than that. She must be pretty special to turn you straight.

 

[High Tower]

Trust me, if you have an expensive tank and live stock, you don't want this idjit using it as his bowl ! Grrrrrr

 

[Sarz11]

Trust me, if you have an expensive tank and live stock, you don't want this idjit using it as his bowl ! Grrrrrr

aw i love dogs too (including the old ones on here) hes cute

 

[Sarz11]

Nice try marc but I'm still in the game. You need to try harder than that. She must be pretty special to turn you straight.

Clearly im special...needs but also a rare flower how many times lads. Nice to see you again though onions your always welcome where I am

 

[MDJ]

here is mine, heavily preggers and full of dinner sleeping, she gets shaved 3-4 times a year and so we have to keep a jumper on her in the winter months, my wife knitted this one she is wearing lol, she is 8 now bless her

 

[markc123]

Nice try marc but I'm still in the game. You need to try harder than that. She must be pretty special to turn you straight.

Turn me straight? Never.

Louie Spence will always be my #1

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your a close second though onions, you little cutie x-x-x

 

[Sarz11]

here is mine, heavily preggers and full of dinner sleeping, she gets shaved 3-4 times a year and so we have to keep a jumper on her in the winter months, my wife knitted this one she is wearing lol, she is 8 now bless her

Omg how gorgeous!!! how many puppies approximately do you know! Aw I miss having a dog I have some pics of him hes actually my mothers but was mine growing up but was put down the other week he was 16 mind! Half dalmation half labrador amazing!

 

[Sarz11]

Turn me straight? Never.

Louie Spence will always be my #1

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your a close second though onions, you little cutie x-x-x

Hahahaha funny lil sparky aint ya I better start writing proper english again my standards are slipping quickly sorry boys I am mindful

 

[markc123]

Hahahaha funny lil sparky aint ya I better start writing proper english again my standards are slipping quickly sorry boys I am mindful

Yep, get your spell-checker out ... before everyone cottons on to the fact your a trucker called steve.

haha!

 

[Sarz11]

Yep, get your spell-checker out ... before everyone cottons on to the fact your a trucker called steve.

haha!

Hahahahah I wouldnt be a trucker as im english I would be a lorry driver. If your going to abuse me get it right I might sound like barry white/dani behr/denise van outen husky and low but I certainly aint got the ball drop to go with it son so pipe down. But then you cant help it thinking about me at this time of the morning must be so frustrating that all you can do is shout hahahaha aw there there loverboy

 

[Dan]

Lol!

 

[Pete999]

Welcome, pink overs eh nice

 

[Dan]

Welcome, pink overs eh nice

It's a couple of years old this but we chatted about this in another thread so thought I'd bump it.