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I'll have what ever he's taken as long as it aint winnalot
I'll have what ever he's taken as long as it aint winnalot
Scottish, I thought so.......never getting married, seen too many men lose almost 90% of their property to a woman who thinks because she cleans dishes after supper that she is entitled to half the home, and everything in it
my initial thought was that the cows had heard i love steak and chips with a bit of peppercorn sauce and were about to make steaks out of me
Scottish, I thought so.......
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ive got some lucky heather if he/she is interested.Recently did a new circuit for immersion heater at a house where owner runs a new age wellness therapy business. Don't get me started ... Anyway, open the cupboard with CU to find it stuffed full of quartz crystal rocks. "Makes electricity less harmful" says owner. Probably stops DIY so true up to a point .
so some folks do poop on their own doorstep..Was working in a house a few weeks ago that had a working salus wireless room stat, didn't expect to see that at all.
Another house had a coffin as a coffee table.
Went to look at a faulty TV, pulled the TV cabinet forward to find a whole load of dog turds behind the TV, the rest of the house was spotless.
Found a loft conversion the bungalow owners didn't know they had.
Fully working toilet outside in an open porch, there was a great view over the hills from the seat.
shirley such a man would have a carer to stop him making those choices?lol,
And that reminded me of the house of a mentally unstable man we did work in, though replace doorstep with living room carpet.
What 13Amp ones?just got finished on a PAT job, there was a range of butt plugs sitting beside a lamp LOL
should of asked the tenant if she would of liked them tested , she answered the door in just a towel too, dirty dirty womanWhat 13Amp ones?
Yeah give elsparkoshould of asked the tenant if she would of liked them tested , she answered the door in just a towel too, dirty dirty woman
i looked at the floor like a good boyYeah give elsparko
Bullsheytei looked at the floor like a good boy
I'm sure it does Mate, think I would have done runnerActually Pete that kind of happening can throw you, and it can make you want to escape quick too.
i had a quick glance, didnt notice the offending items till i was testing the last item in the bedroom lol.Actually Pete that kind of happening can throw you, and it can make you want to escape quick too.
women that are easy lays are usually psychos
Age is just a number mate, 71 and the body of an Adonis, well it used to beGot called to a old couples place I have done bits and pieces for, called for over sink light not working.
The old dear lets me in, and the old boy shouts down 'is that George? send him up, I've just finished in the shower'
I start going up stairs, look up, and there is the 70ish year old man starkers at the top of the stairs waiting to show me the over sink light.
my body is a temple of worship, unfortunately it appears to be buddhist worship for the momentAge is just a number mate, 71 and the body of an Adonis, well it used to be
Aww bless her!This story is not so much strange as in weird, but a pleasant strange.....had to do an EICR for an old lady who was selling her house. She asked if I'd like a cup of tea, so I said yes please and went to work. The tea was taking a while but eventually she shouts upstairs that it's ready, so I go down and she has set the table, made sandwiches, put out cakes and biscuits and a large pot of tea!
Hardly get that at all now, though did some work earlier this year for a 98 year old lady who provided tea, toast with home made jam and biscuits.she has set the table, made sandwiches, put out cakes and biscuits and a large pot of tea!
if he was a soldier at any point in his life he may be overly comfortable being entirely naked in the presence of another male.Got called to a old couples place I have done bits and pieces for, called for over sink light not working.
The old dear lets me in, and the old boy shouts down 'is that George? send him up, I've just finished in the shower'
I start going up stairs, look up, and there is the 70ish year old man starkers at the top of the stairs waiting to show me the over sink light.
Two day job finished today, yesterday I was treated to scrambled egg on toast and today a chilli burger - it’s hard to sit down and take time away from the work but would be rude not to!This story is not so much strange as in weird, but a pleasant strange.....had to do an EICR for an old lady who was selling her house. She asked if I'd like a cup of tea, so I said yes please and went to work. The tea was taking a while but eventually she shouts upstairs that it's ready, so I go down and she has set the table, made sandwiches, put out cakes and biscuits and a large pot of tea!
toy trains and air fix kits?Carrying out an eicr. Told owners I'll need access to all rooms to test all sockets. Entered the 18 year old daughters bedroom to be confronted with a box is tricks !!!! No attempt to conceal them . And when I say box of tricks I mean just about every toy available .....
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