Things an Electrician would never say

[andyemms]

"The way things are heading, it's just going to get 'harder'. Now, How do you want to pay?"

 

[andyemms]

No sorry mate, I don't do discount for cash, it still goes through the books....

 

[ipd1961]

Of course I am fully qualified. I did a 5 week online course

 

[RWJ]

Of course I am fully qualified. I did a 5 week online course

I did one and spent the first 3 weeks using the wrong end of the screwdriver!! Now I'm fully qualified and experienced!!!

 

[Kamikaze]

I'm enjoying my mid-life crisis. I've spend most of my money on women & beer. The rest I just wasted! Any chance of paying us up front for the work that’s got to be done madam?

 

[simpson93]

me no speak english.

 

[Kamikaze]

Bad planing on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part madam.

 

[Kamikaze]

Yes Sir, you can talk to the electrician in charge, but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the electrician in charge.

 

[Paul.M]

Ok, who the bloody hell put kamikaze in charge?

 

[BOROROBBO]

I doubt that wall ive just smashed up is asbestos........ but i'll let you know in 30 years or so!