Wondered where my long nose pliers had gone!

[FatAlan]

My Mrs borrowed my pliers the other day when we were working on a fence next to our drive. They disappeared. Went to wholesalers this morning. Guy serving me looks out the window and says, do you know there’s a set of pliers on your van roof?

 

[radiohead]

Are they the Lidl ones or Fischer Price?

 

[FatAlan]

I think they’re Armeg. Last visit to their stand at ELEX Sandown Park back in the days when there were trade shows.
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I think it might be a condition that runs in my family. My grandmother always used to drive around with her handbag on the roof of her mini metro.

 

[ferg]

I was hunting for a tape measure the other day until my daughter spotted it...... in my left hand.

 

[telectrix]

I was hunting for a tape measure the other day until my daughter spotted it...... in my left hand.

she's cerainly got the measure of you then?

 

[Midwest]

Where’s my side cutters snips. Can’t find them for months now.

 

[Timbo]

Many years ago now, when I was an apprentice, I spent a long time hunting for my junior hacksaw.
Didn't find it until I gave up and sat down. It was in my back pocket ?

 

[Baddegg]

I regularly look for the glasses I’m wearing....?....people that wear glasses will understand anyone that doesn’t will think you are insane ?

 

[pc1966]

I think it might be a condition that runs in my family. My grandmother always used to drive around with her handbag on the roof of her mini metro.

There was a teacher at my secondary school who seems to drive around with part of her dress trapped and hanging out of the car door. After the 2nd time I wondered if she was really forgetful to check, or actually wanted it that way!

 

[radiohead]

I once had an apprentice who came to me and said ' If you know where something is but you cant put your hand on it have you lost it'?
'Well....no' I replied.
'Ok' he said....'Your pliers are down the cavity but I haven't lost them'.