Exciting new forum service available

[circles]

Have you ever started a thread which didn't quite go the way you intended? Where you wish you hadn't started it, but people keep on adding to it and you just wish it would stop dead and stop haunting you?

Well, worry no more, I have the answer, I have noticed that I have the enviable capability to kill a thread dead just by posting on it. So should you want a thread to stop just let me know and I'll post something on it.

Of course being an altruistic type of person I will provide this service entirely free of charge but any small donations will be gratefully received.....

 

[DurhamSparky]

can you please stop this thread...!

 

[Spudnik]

What seems to be the trouble Mr C?

 

[Hawk81]

brilliant i was thinking the forum needed this feature

 

[circles]

Don't mention it Jason s, happy to oblige mate.....
And to Durham Sparky, no sooner asked than done......

 

[Kamikaze]

I'm sorry, but I can't let it go....lol

 

[Wiredspark]

Has anyone seen the price of onions in Morrisons. It....it....it....it's....shameful.

 

[Paul.M]

Has anyone seen the price of onions in Morrisons. It....it....it....it's....shameful.

I know its getting ridiculous. Anyone noticed that wagon wheels are smaller than they used to be.

 

[Kamikaze]

Had to pay a pound to get onto the bus. I just wanted a lift into town and not buy the bus.

 

[Kamikaze]

Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh no - I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."

 

[Graeme Harrold]

I know its getting ridiculous. Anyone noticed that wagon wheels are smaller than they used to be.

I never quote that as some smart ar$e once told me my gob was just getting bigger!!!!

 

[Jimmy Boy]

Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh no - I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."

Thanks I now have Tea running out of my nostrils.

And Cream eggs are deffo smaller

 

[Spudnik]

Chaps,

We have a jokes thread in the pub.

Please keep it in there.

Ta.

 

[Kamikaze]

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of electricians drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone

 

[Kamikaze]

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.

 

[Des 56]

Circles Why are you surprised that the threads stop when you post ?

After all, everything else stops at LLanelli
M4
English language
Good rugby
Swansea



Only joking,they cant really play rugby, can they

 

[Kamikaze]

This thread won't stop. I just can't bring myself to let it go....lol
Now what is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

 

[Kamikaze]

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

 

[Kamikaze]

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

 

[Kamikaze]

Big day tomorrow. Santa's birthday, it will officially be the season to be grate full. So tell me your reasons to be jolly. Alcohol is definitely the answer…........I’m afraid I’ve forgotten the question.