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[Graeme Harrold]

I know its getting ridiculous. Anyone noticed that wagon wheels are smaller than they used to be.

I never quote that as some smart ar$e once told me my gob was just getting bigger!!!!

 

[Jimmy Boy]

Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, "Oh no - I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes," replied the first one, "I'm positive."

Thanks I now have Tea running out of my nostrils.

And Cream eggs are deffo smaller

 

[Spudnik]

Chaps,

We have a jokes thread in the pub.

Please keep it in there.

Ta.

 

[Kamikaze]

A telephone survey says that 51 percent of electricians drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone

 

[Kamikaze]

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.

 

[Des 56]

Circles Why are you surprised that the threads stop when you post ?

After all, everything else stops at LLanelli
M4
English language
Good rugby
Swansea



Only joking,they cant really play rugby, can they

 

[Kamikaze]

This thread won't stop. I just can't bring myself to let it go....lol
Now what is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds?

 

[Kamikaze]

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

 

[Kamikaze]

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

 

[Kamikaze]

Big day tomorrow. Santa's birthday, it will officially be the season to be grate full. So tell me your reasons to be jolly. Alcohol is definitely the answer…........I’m afraid I’ve forgotten the question.