Revenge, a dish best served cold

[trev]

So my youngest son thought it would be a good laugh to sign me up on singlemuslim.com and I've been thinking of how I best get my revenge.
Guess who is getting the Grindr app on his phone next time he leaves it unattended.

 

[Spoon]

haha.. Your son is brill.. Whats a Grindr app?

 

[trev]

Grindr is a site where gay people looking for no strings sex hang out. He'll get blokes sending him photos of their bits.

 

[Spoon]

and you know about this site how.....

 

[trev]

He was told about it when he went to the pride event in Newcastle a few weeks back, he told me when he got back.

 

[Andy78]

He was told about it when he went to the pride event in Newcastle a few weeks back, he told me when he got back.

I'm thinking he might enjoy this app by the sounds of it

 

[trev]

I'm thinking he might enjoy this app by the sounds of it

He's straight mate, I did ask when him and his mates were on about going to this pride thing but apparently it's a good laugh and usually a trouble free day out.

 

[Andy78]

He's straight mate, I did ask when him and his mates were on about going to this pride thing but apparently it's a good laugh and usually a trouble free day out.

He's straight now... but when all these guys start sending him pictures of meat and two veg......who knows ? lol

 

[shanky887614]

He's straight now... but when all these guys start sending him pictures of meat and two veg......who knows ? lol

the rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree is all im saying

 

[trev]

Here's me thinking I was going to get a pat on the back for my evil geniusness.
Gits

 

[telectrix]

PAT, PAT, PAT. but don't you find PAT to be a boring way of earning a living. stickers everywhere.

 

[Octopus]

How about signing him up to the membership of UKIP?

 

[Hawk]

Hahaha this made me laugh.

 

[Andy78]

When you get hold of his phone don't forget to change the language. Also take a screenshot of his homescreen, set it as his wallpaper, then move all his apps so it looks like he still has the apps but is pressing on nothing.

 

[Silly Sausage]

When you get hold of his phone don't forget to change the language. Also take a screenshot of his homescreen, set it as his wallpaper, then move all his apps so it looks like he still has the apps but is pressing on nothing.

Hahaha...EVIL! :smilielol5:

 

[shanky887614]

Hahaha...EVIL! :smilielol5:

have a look through and swap the name of his mother and gf in phone XD

dont forget to randomise the others lol.


also grab his phone and send a mass text saying.

im in the bath thinking of you

 

[Slowhand]

Blimey you lot are more evil than a bus full of dumped girlfriends,
but....
You could mass txt "My rash is looking infected now so you might need to see a doctor"

 

[Morgan keith]

One of my personal favourites is listing on gumtree a 'Brand new IPad Air. In new unopened box' for £100 and putting his number. He will be INUNDATED with phone calls and will be difficult for him to get the ad removed

 

[telectrix]

haha, like it. back in 2005, when texting had just become the rage, i sent out a blanket text " the game's up, we've been rumbled". 3 councillors and 4 builders emptied their bank accounts the next morning.

 

[rapparee]

haha, like it. back in 2005, when texting had just become the rage, i sent out a blanket text " the game's up, we've been rumbled". 3 councillors and 4 builders emptied their bank accounts the next morning.

I left the phone unattended one time and sent out a blanket txt saying "help i"ve just sh*t myself"