Revenge, a dish best served cold

[telectrix]

PAT, PAT, PAT. but don't you find PAT to be a boring way of earning a living. stickers everywhere.

 

[Octopus]

How about signing him up to the membership of UKIP?

 

[Hawk]

Hahaha this made me laugh.

 

[Andy78]

When you get hold of his phone don't forget to change the language. Also take a screenshot of his homescreen, set it as his wallpaper, then move all his apps so it looks like he still has the apps but is pressing on nothing.

 

[Silly Sausage]

When you get hold of his phone don't forget to change the language. Also take a screenshot of his homescreen, set it as his wallpaper, then move all his apps so it looks like he still has the apps but is pressing on nothing.

Hahaha...EVIL! :smilielol5:

 

[shanky887614]

Hahaha...EVIL! :smilielol5:

have a look through and swap the name of his mother and gf in phone XD

dont forget to randomise the others lol.


also grab his phone and send a mass text saying.

im in the bath thinking of you

 

[Slowhand]

Blimey you lot are more evil than a bus full of dumped girlfriends,
but....
You could mass txt "My rash is looking infected now so you might need to see a doctor"

 

[Morgan keith]

One of my personal favourites is listing on gumtree a 'Brand new IPad Air. In new unopened box' for £100 and putting his number. He will be INUNDATED with phone calls and will be difficult for him to get the ad removed

 

[telectrix]

haha, like it. back in 2005, when texting had just become the rage, i sent out a blanket text " the game's up, we've been rumbled". 3 councillors and 4 builders emptied their bank accounts the next morning.

 

[rapparee]

haha, like it. back in 2005, when texting had just become the rage, i sent out a blanket text " the game's up, we've been rumbled". 3 councillors and 4 builders emptied their bank accounts the next morning.

I left the phone unattended one time and sent out a blanket txt saying "help i"ve just sh*t myself"