Unreasonable expectations and gardeners

[Leesparkykent]

I once had a customer question some work I done.The chap that he often sees on the morning dog walk said what I had done was extremely dangerous and against regs.....I had picked up a feed for a flood light on a carport from an external socket nearby using an external switched spur

 

[Pete999]

Did you get any decent feeds over there.


My boss was in China, he was sick of eating chicken feet. Apparently it is an expensive delicacy, they were trying to treat him.


We had a few Chinese guys come over to install new machinery. I asked him what was the maddest thing he ever ate.

Apparently you can go to a market, select a still live snake. The vendor will slice it open pluck out the still beating heart and place it in a vodka shot.

Supposedly when you drink it, it will make you more virile.

He kept saying how good it is for men.

only from her in doors, and some other Brit Wives. My Mrs was renowned for her Curries at Embassy lunches, especially by the Nannies employed by the high ups, they used to collar Her in the Embassy shop for left overs, sorry to see her go when we left post.

 

[Squid]

Did you get any decent feeds over there.


My boss was in China, he was sick of eating chicken feet. Apparently it is an expensive delicacy, they were trying to treat him.


We had a few Chinese guys come over to install new machinery. I asked him what was the maddest thing he ever ate.

Apparently you can go to a market, select a still live snake. The vendor will slice it open pluck out the still beating heart and place it in a vodka shot.

Supposedly when you drink it, it will make you more virile.

He kept saying how good it is for men.

Weird as China had a one chid policy for years..........

 

[FatAlan]

Must admit Tichmarsh and go have a lot to answer for. I thought gardeners specialised in growing plants. Theses days they’re more more like up their own backsides architects who design fancy structures dressed in a small amount of vegetation that mere mortals can only dream of paying for. Those beers I just had were very nice

 

[Spoon]

Were you working in China?

No. It was just a Chinese restaurant.

 

[1Justin]

I came across a gardener-installed socket outlet for a pond pump a foot underground the other day! Recently fitted, then back-filled below the tulips. (Screwfix IP66 one.. so must have been fine eh?)