You know you're a sparky when.....

[Lister1987]

Another bit of fun, it can be anecdotal or make up

YKYASW; You take off your trousers at night and instead of a tills worth of loose change falling out, you have a wholesalers worth of rawl plugs, fuses, screws and that bit of fluff you can't figure out where the hell it came from.....

Next!

 

[tony clark]

that bit of fluff i usually find is the wife nicking the twentys out of my pockets

 

[pirate]

That bit of fluff usually comes from my belly-button...
but rawlpugs, yes! Yellow ones! They are my favourite!

 

[Baddegg]

ya Missus finds wagos in the washing machine...

 

[Baddegg]

that bit of fluff i usually find is the wife nicking the twentys out of my pockets

Twenty’s!.....that must be the gas part of gaslec!.....

 

[GBDamo]

When the first thing you do on holiday is look for the CU and any other substandard electrical work to give oneself that warm glow of national supeiority.

 

[GBDamo]

You have 100s of random screwdrivers, in all the garish hues of the rainbow, from sets that are all missing a 4mm flat.

Or is this just me?

 

[GBDamo]

Somewhere in your house you have a light fitting connected using a klik plug and rose.

 

[pirate]

When you can't resist buying 4mm flat and pozi 2 in bulk, and end up with all the other sizes too?

 

[GBDamo]

Let's be honest....

When your household electrics are a half finished, semi compliant mixture of brands and finishes that one day you'll "finish"