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I thought it had to be related to the sparky trade?
I could tell the funniest joke of all time but we would all die laughing..
It’s just too dangerous
too short. can't reach them deeply buried singles you need to grab and trace. you need these:View attachment 49028 Couldn’t live without long nose pliers, though . . . . at ELEX yesterday I did see a snub nosed pair of Knipex that quite took my fancy!
too short. can't reach them deeply buried singles you need to grab and trace. you need these:
Deep probing?Looks like they have their own condom for safe probing!
It’s more for terminals and doubling over wires on second fix. I’ve always got long nose, though those are very long nosed!
I must point out that the great flood and the ark was thousands of years before the pyramids were built - I hope that this doesn’t detract from the joke still being funny!A builder, a joiner and a sparky are all arguing about who was the first trade on the planet. Joiner says “Noah built an ark and he was a joiner”. Builder disagrees and says “we built the pyramids long before that.” Sparky is shaking his head “your both wrong, when god said let there be light, we had to run the cables.”
Controversial
dont give up the day job just yet Tele.electrician dies and gets to them pearly gates. st.peter looks at his life and tells him he can't come in, he's had 3 extra-marital affairs, and head-butted a non-payer.
so sparky goes down to hell.
within 3 months, he's rewired the place, got the hell fires boiler working efficiently, and satan wants to promote him.
then, satan gets a call from God.
god says, peter made a mistake, sparky is welcome up here in heaven. send him up.
satan replies, oh, no, you van't have him, he's too needed down here.
god then threatens to get a layer on the case.
satan rolls about laffing...... how will you get a layer up there.they all here.
A lot of bomb makers were electricians by trade.Provisionally.
yeah well.you'd not have much luck trying to detonate a bomb with a gas detonator.even harder with a water type ( as with a plumber)A lot of bomb makers were electricians by trade.
Brexit
Buzz stop messing with Tel's login........electrician dies and gets to them pearly gates. st.peter looks at his life and tells him he can't come in, he's had 3 extra-marital affairs, and head-butted a non-payer.
so sparky goes down to hell.
within 3 months, he's rewired the place, got the hell fires boiler working efficiently, and satan wants to promote him.
then, satan gets a call from God.
god says, peter made a mistake, sparky is welcome up here in heaven. send him up.
satan replies, oh, no, you van't have him, he's too needed down here.
god then threatens to get a layer on the case.
satan rolls about laffing...... how will you get a layer up there.they all here.
Oh that irony - we need a new button. Get rid of the ‘dumb’ one, no one uses it anyway - where is scrumpyjack anyhow?dont give up the day job just yet Tele.
Are you taking the day off today Charlie - that’s a lot of words for a lunchtime break?Here’s a nice little lunchtime story;
The Sex Life Of An Electron
by Eddie Currents*
One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to help his discharge. He picked up Milli-Amp and took her for a ride in his Megacycle. They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge and stopped by a Magnetic field with flowing currents and frolicked in the sine waves.
Micro-Farad, attracted by Milli-Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her fully charged and proceeded to excite her resistance to a minimum. He gently laid her at ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance. With a quick arc, he pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket, connecting them in parallel.
He slowly began short circuiting her resisitance shunt while quickly raising her thermal conductance level to mill-spec. Fully excited, Milli-Amp mumbled "OHM...OHM...OHM!"
With his tube operating well into class C, and her field vibrating with his current flow, a corona formed which instantly caused her shunt to overheat just at the point when Micro-Farad rapidly discharged and drained off every electron into her grid.
They fluxed all night trying various connectors and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength. Afterwards, Milli-Amp tried self-induction and damaged her solenoids, and, with his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable to excite his field. Not ready to be quiescent, they spent the rest of the evening reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses.
now thats a good question ,has he turned it to a monk .where is scrumpyjack anyhow
FIX. .We are happy to announce that our winner of the CK Screwdrivers chosen at random is...drum roll please.....
westward10
We'll send you a message now with details of how to claim your prize
Thank you all for all your entries. We will be running another competition in June.
Electrical2Go HQ
We are happy to announce that our winner of the CK Screwdrivers chosen at random is...drum roll please.....
westward10
We'll send you a message now with details of how to claim your prize but in part you need to post up a photo of yourself naked lathered in honey and sprinkled with hundreds and thousands and holding your tool, CK tool that is.
Electrical2Go HQ
Lick.errr could you not have awarded the prize to SparkyChick........
What has happened to @SparkyChick?
Nice one.Just to let you know my prize is now in the hands of trainee member H.
Thanks to Electrical2Go for the prize and diverting to H.
So H is a trainee electrician ?? I thought he was supposed to be a high ranking police officer ??? No wonder I couldn't work out Line of Duty !Just to let you know my prize is now in the hands of trainee member H.
Thanks to Electrical2Go for the prize and diverting to H.
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