customers clean toilets

[telectrix]

i never drink water fish fcuk in it

 

[LankyWill]

I’m a tart and a bit soft when it comes to hygiene, i do a quick visual health check as soon as I walk in. If it’s a bit grotty I go nil by mouth, my fave is the housewives with slight ocd who offer you a cuppa and bring a biscuit.

 

[KEV 1 N]

Never drink all the tea, leave a bit and that way you’ll never see what the bottom of the cup is like!

 

[buzzlightyear]

it nice when a customer leaves a mug or cup on the side in the kitchen
and tell you help your self's in their ,so I take a empty bag and start filling it up with tins from the cupboards and the fridge . if they say what are you doing, you told me .

 

[KEV 1 N]

I remember doing an EICR for an old lady who was selling her house. She asked if I'd like a cup of tea, so I said yes please and went to work. The tea was taking a while but eventually she shouts upstairs that it's ready, so I go down and she has set the table, made sandwiches, put out cakes and biscuits and a large pot of tea!

 

[Squid]

I remember doing an EICR for an old lady who was selling her house. She asked if I'd like a cup of tea, so I said yes please and went to work. The tea was taking a while but eventually she shouts upstairs that it's ready, so I go down and she has set the table, made sandwiches, put out cakes and biscuits and a large pot of tea!

You missed the bit about the sexy negligee, stocking suspenders and heels, as well as the Rohypnol in the tea..........

 

[Adam W]

I don't like using customers' toilets if I can help it, instead using toilets in community centres, stopping off at home or using supermarket toilets.

Saying that though on Friday I stopped by Asda for a comfort break, went in the cubicle and thought it smelled of farts. A quick look around and some mature adult had smeared faecal matter on the flush button. The lady on the customer service desk said it had been happening a lot recently.

 

[sparkdog]

I like the ones that also do really good home baking.

 

[Rockingit]

Not linked to sparky work but in my former life I used to get involved on occasions with artist management. I once had a meeting with Sylvia Anderson, co-creator of the Thunderbirds stable, at her house. Well..... Lady Penelope was a puppet caricature of her, and she was the voice for her too........ being served tea and cucumber sandwiches by Lady Penelope was a rather surreal moment!! Lovely lady though, she sadly passed away a couple of years ago.

 

[pirate]

In a former life I sold houses as part of my job...visiting ladies in their homes while hubby was at work?
Not the worst job in the world!