For a laugh just put this up

[Squid]

Just dont go putting one of these signs up... you might find large numbers of men knocking on the front door!

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Funnily enough I met the guy that used to put the sex signs up in Soho, anyways I digress, I thought that I would try something new so I am fitting a Quinetic WiFi controller in a Wiska box so that I can control the light from a fob, sort of learning curve for me. I will also wire it in properly but thats the next "curve".

 

[Squid]

Cool gadgets,

 

[elsparko]

Funnily enough I met the guy that used to put the sex signs up in Soho, anyways I digress, I thought that I would try something new so I am fitting a Quinetic WiFi controller in a Wiska box so that I can control the light from a fob, sort of learning curve for me. I will also wire it in properly but thats the next "curve".

why not just use a relay with a fob? thats what i did for a customer who wanted remote lights in their living room

 

[Squid]

why not just use a relay with a fob? thats what i did for a customer who wanted remote lights in their living room

Because for scientific purposes I wanted to road test the Quinetic hardware.

Just need to wire in a 110db air raid warning siren a few gardens down on the sly then I can have some fun ;o))))))

 

[elsparko]

Because for scientific purposes I wanted to road test the Quinetic hardware.

Just need to wire in a 110db air raid warning siren a few gardens down on the sly then I can have some fun ;o))))))

do what i say or suffer the consequence of having your sign liberated from your property!

 

[Squid]

do what i say or suffer the consequence of having your sign liberated from your property!

Lucky you don't know about the 2000 bottles of Irn Bru that I have hidden away, oh hang on, grrrrrr

 

[elsparko]

Lucky you don't know about the 2000 bottles of Irn Bru that I have hidden away, oh hang on, grrrrrr

they do not sell such luxuries in london shirley?

 

[Squid]

they do not sell such luxuries in london shirley?

The full loaded sugar stuff before the ban........

 

[pirate]

OOH! I love the quinetic!
Won't say much more in case I get barred...but the range is brilliant!
I can, by agreement, switch on and off my neighbour's outside lights when he is on holiday...100 yards away!
Even better, I can switch off his alarm too! (It's notorious for false alarms.)

 

[elsparko]

The full loaded sugar stuff before the ban........

if you have 4000litres of irn bru, youre going to get liberated