Things an Electrician would never say

[Strima]

I'm a Electrical Trainee and know what I'm doing.

 

[Kamikaze]

These sockets we have fitted only come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, and I can't for the life of me remember which ones we fitted. :willy_nilly:

 

[RAD_22]

Customer "Do you think the train light i have chosen is ok" "yeah if you like trains and it going to take me bloody ages to fit with all the separate glass peace’s, but i wont charge you any extra"

 

[jase]

Downlights? Oh im sorry, you need to speak to an illuminologist,

 

[Kamikaze]

Sooo why eyy eyyy can't I touch it? :biggrin:

 

[wildgoose]

Capping the cables in those channels is a waste of time. The plasterer would never slice into my wires!!!!

 

[Steve_P]

Yes mate, I'll pop round on Tuesday and sign off the rewire your girlfriends son did but missed the week where they told him how to fill forms in.

 

[Steve_P]

Of course I can move the consumer unit up the wall 4 feet so your husband doesn't bump his head on it when he goes past in his wheelchair.

 

[alexllever]

well, this is...mmm..because of...the thing is that, actually, yes.:disguise:

 

[Guest55]

All my rewires come with a free fire extinguisher.......