Ugly mugs

[markc123]

That is a ruf picture so imagine a good one mc hammer comes to mind u certainly cant touch this

Hahahaha, i wouldn't want too.

Unless of course i love trips to the clinic haha

 

[Sarz11]

Hahahaha, i wouldn't want too.

Unless of course i love trips to the clinic

Your like a 15 year old. Keep digging at me n showing the whole world u actually really fancy me hahaha STANDARD done

 

[GMES]

You need to click upload not the image url one

Ive tried pal many times in past and can never get it to work

 

[Paul.M]

Me driving a fire engine after kitting it out with a few electrics lol


Me at a distance. I'm camera shy


OK this is me.



The next time you dont want to "prematurely arrive at your destination" just think of this picture :rofl: You could be arrested for thinking about Jimmy Saville covered in custard these days

 

[Paul.M]

Last photo was a few years ago for an ID pass. I'm better looking now (I think)

 

[Silly Sausage]

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[trev]

You forget, we've met. You're wrong


You walked right into that one mate

As I said earlier, I've got no room to talk

 

[Paul.M]

You forget, we've met. You're wrong


You walked right into that one mate

As I said earlier, I've got no room to talk

You got me there Trev. BTW the facial hair has now gone and I've lost a bit of weight over the past few months and looking manly. I'm only 27 steps away from looking like a 21 yar old Brad Pitt lol :rofl:




PS @ Kate. I love the actual photo of you in the (northern) States. Your Hi-Viz and harness just does not do it for me. Some people pay good money for that type of thing in Thailand! You may be missing out on a trick there my love

 

[Paul.M]

Paul, you fat bastaaard!!! I've always thought of you as some slim, slick, smoothy.
Come in handy though in Leeds!

Last time I was slim, I was 10 years old.
Last time I was slick, I was 20 years old.
Last time I was smooth, I was 21 when I met my future wife. All down hill from that point I'm afraid. But she still loves me for some strange reason?



"Handy in Leeds?" Yes it has been these last 12 months! For some strange reason I've just attracted punches to my head, it must be the way I look or just being in the wrong place at the wrong time??? I'm a nice bloke, it just seems that every time I go out in town something happens and I'm in the middle of it! Had enough of that crap in the 90's, dont need it now. But lets face it, you all have now seen my face and it is a face you would like to smack lol.

 

[trev]

I'm a nice bloke,

I have to agree with him there lads n lasses, for once I couldn't think of a witty reply.

 

[Paul.M]

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Post 256. Too late Archey, I've already quoted you lol

 

[Paul.M]

I have to agree with him there lads n lasses, for once I couldn't think of a witty reply.

Cheers Trev. It will be great working with you again on "that next project". I need to sort out the time scale on this project first, then I'll be up on D/S job hopefully. I'll know by tommorrow and give him a buzz. See you soon Trev.

 

[trev]

Cheers Trev. It will be great working with you again on "that next project". I need to sort out the time scale on this project first, then I'll be up on D/S job hopefully. I'll know by tommorrow and give him a buzz. See you soon Trev.

Is that the factory job?

 

[Silly Sausage]

Post 256. Too late Archey, I've already quoted you lol

Twunt!

If I was ever in Leeds on a Saturday night, I'd be stood behind you and Glen!

 

[shanky887614]

Twunt!

If I was ever in Leeds on a Saturday night, I'd be stood behind you and Glen!

I would as well. Im only about 10 stone I look tiny compared to most of you

 

[Silly Sausage]

Haha...I'm 6 foot, about 13 stone and ugly as ----, never get trouble.
Just as well seeing as I'm complete wimp!

 

[shanky887614]

Haha...I'm 6 foot, about 13 stone and ugly as ----, never get trouble.
Just as well seeing as I'm complete wimp!

Lol, a bit taller than me.

Im about 5:11

Couple years and ill fit in as hair going already

 

[High Tower]

6'5" and 22 stone, ex night club doorman

 

[shanky887614]

6'5" and 22 stone, ex night club doorman

Was that johnny cash song about you?

 

[Silly Sausage]

Facial hair?
I'm 54 in a few weeks time, my razors usually rust away on the shelf.
I have a dream of growing a 70s styly spiv moustache.

 

[shanky887614]

Facial hair?
I'm 54 in a few weeks time, my razors usually rust away on the shelf.
I have a dream of growing a 70s styly spiv moustache.

Head muppet, I keep mine oiled

Cause there carbon steel and would rust like a basward othwise

 

[Paul.M]

Twunt!

If I was ever in Leeds on a Saturday night, I'd be stood behind you and Glen!

Dont stand behind Glenn FFS. Just speaking from past experience. I got punched in the eye on my birthday stopping him from being punched from a bird (that was very intoxicated at the time btw) and he invoked the verbal battle (well, what do you expect). All good fun. Thinking about it, that was the start of my bad run of nights out?????? Glenn, its all your fault.

@ Archy. Any time your in Leeds give me a shout. I'll take you to a few cool places that I've re-wired. Not one of them has burnt down yet due to an electrical fault!!!!!! :rofl:


PS do you want to see an embarrassing photo of Glenn? I've got a couple of pics

 

[markc123]

Twunt!

If I was ever in Leeds on a Saturday night, I'd be stood behind you and Glen!

Was out in leeds last year ... left headingly, went to town center ... call lane or something, didn't get in anywhere and i quote 'not your sort tonight lads' lol never again!

 

[markc123]

Lol, a bit taller than me.

Im about 5:11

Couple years and ill fit in as hair going already

Is that why you were wearing the day release hat?

 

[Paul.M]

Is that the factory job?

Factory/depo, yes. Have you started that yet? What time is left on it if it has started? I'll call D/S in the morning. Going to bed now, up at 5:30am

 

[shanky887614]

Is that why you were wearing the day release hat?

Lol, yeah

 

[markc123]

PS do you want to see an embarrassing photo of Glenn? I've got a couple of pics

you had me at PS....

hit me!

 

[trev]

Factory/depo, yes. Have you started that yet? What time is left on it if it has started? I'll call D/S in the morning. Going to bed now, up at 5:30am

Not been started that I know of, I got offered a job with the local authority which I took. I should really ring him too just for the crack if nowt else.

 

[markc123]

Lol, yeah

Stop been soft, you'll end up like a moaning old woman in no time lol!

Nout wrong with ya man! bromance :heart:

 

[shanky887614]

Stop been soft, you'll end up like a moaning old woman in no time lol!

Nout wrong with ya man! bromance :heart:

That was only pic to hand plus head was cold at the time.

obviously its like a sauna in here im down to me kegs and hat

 

[Sarz11]

That was only pic to hand

Mine was worse dnt worry

 

[Paul.M]

Was out in leeds last year ... left headingly, should have stayed there, went to town center and went to the wrong end of town... call lane or something, call lane is correct. didn't get in anywhere and i quote 'not your sort tonight lads' its like that most weekends, you have to be with females to get in at a weekend, lol never again!

Next time just send me a PM and I'll tell you where to go out in town. Leeds has got something for every taste, just ask.

Paul M

 

[markc123]

Next time just send me a PM and I'll tell you where to go out in town. Leeds has got something for every taste, just ask.

Paul M

Hahaha, is their some sort of cross-gender joke coming here?

 

[Sarz11]

Iv never been out in leeds aparantly its an awesome night i like goin dif places

 

[shanky887614]

Hahaha, is their some sort of cross-gender joke coming here?

I think he frequents the blue oyster (from police acadermy)

 

[Sarz11]

Iv never been out in leeds aparantly its an awesome night i like goin dif places

I've never been out in leeds aparantly it's an awesome night i like going different places

Grammar corrected

 

[Paul.M]

Not been started that I know of, I got offered a job with the local authority which I took. I should really ring him too just for the crack if nowt else.

Ill know by lunch time tomorrow if i'm on this site for a week or another 3 weeks??? Once I know I'll give him a call. Trev I'm getting a few offers atm and dont know where to turn but I will always accept work from D/S, brilliant to work for/with and it will be a laugh. Look forward to it, hope your there?

 

[Silly Sausage]

Paul, somewhere quite for me, to start anyway...
If you fancy sending me some pictures, feel free! I'm totally trustworthy.

 

[Plonker 3]

Come on Paul now he is banned, you have to put the pictures up lol

 

[shanky887614]

Come on Paul now he is banned, you have to put the pictures up lol

Banned again lol

How long for this time?

 

[markc123]

Come on Paul now he is banned, you have to put the pictures up lol

I can imagine he's on site dressed as a fairy inserting a earth rod in.....

lets stop there

 

[Paul.M]

Hahaha, is their some sort of cross-gender joke coming here?

Mark, your the one on Call Lane which has the "back entrances" to the gay bars on Lower Brigate!!!! LOL

Wrong street for the night out you wanted I think. The doormen down there accept all the girls to keep the clubs trouble free. It used to be great 10-15 years ago.

 

[shanky887614]

Mark, your the one on Call Lane which has the "back entrances" to the gay bars on Lower Brigate!!!! LOL

Wrong street for the night out you wanted I think. The doormen down there accept all the girls to keep the clubs trouble free. It used to be great 10-15 years ago.

Lol

I was right when I mentioned gay bar

 

[markc123]

Mark, your the one on Call Lane which has the "back entrances" to the gay bars on Lower Brigate!!!! LOL

Wrong street for the night out you wanted I think. The doormen down there accept all the girls to keep the clubs trouble free. It used to be great 10-15 years ago.

Im actually laughing .... i went newcastle for a night out last year aswell, trev informed me i'd found the gay bar area (cant remember its name near Jurys Inn) and now you've told me i've found it in leeds haha im unintentionally drawn to them obviouslly haha.

I think im off back out in leeds at the end of May, so i'll give you a pm nearer the time.

 

[Darkwood]

The one thing this Thread lacks is HARNESS69 .... would have been very interesting to see what she......He looked like

 

[markc123]

The one thing this Thread lacks is HARNESS69 .... would have been very interesting to see what she......He looked like

If it looked like that i'll be gutted i didn't flirt with it

 

[Paul.M]

Im actually laughing .... i went newcastle for a night out last year aswell, trev informed me i'd found the gay bar area (cant remember its name near Jurys Inn) and now you've told me i've found it in leeds haha im unintentionally drawn to them obviouslly haha.

I think im off back out in leeds at the end of May, so i'll give you a pm nearer the time.

Ha Ha Ha, on my stag weekend 11 years ago we went to Newcastle and stayed in the Jury's Inn. After getting settled into the hotel we all went out to the closest bar (guess were we went?). It was a sunny Friday afternoon on a bank holiday weekend so everyone is out drinking early doors. "why aren't there any women in here?" Yep, we are in the wrong end of town lol!!!! Move on, ask a local for advice on which bars to go to and you should be ok.

Nothing wrong with gay bars by the way, but it was the start of my stag weekend and I want to see ########### and do ############# with ladies that have big ######### that will do ######### for a price of a kebab.



Fill in the "######" with your own dirty minds. I've got memories pmsl :rofl:

 

[Silly Sausage]

The one thing this Thread lacks is HARNESS69 .... would have been very interesting to see what she......He looked like

I've got to say, I admire your make up skills, turning yourself from that to the earlier image is good work.

 

[Paul.M]

The one thing this Thread lacks is HARNESS69 .... would have been very interesting to see what she......He looked like


Darkwood, maybe a little like this:-

 

[Paul.M]

Come on Paul now he is banned, you have to put the pictures up lol

I am sssooo tempted but I cant.


Ok I'll post one up when I get home from the Elex show. BTW he does look like a pratt lol