Things an Electrician would never say

[Kamikaze]

Someday I'll look back on this rewire and plow straight into a parked car.

 

[wilson1969]

touch it see if its live

 

[BillyTheSparks]

Yes Mr plumber, I don't mind drilling all those holes in the ceiling joists for your poly pipes to go through.

God I love doing my job twice!!

 

[DragonSparks]

Of course I agree mate; Fast Track Sparks are just as conscientious, knowledgeable and diligent as those "Time served types", and not at all akin to thrashing around clutching for the nearest straw!

 

[Kamikaze]

Doesn't time fly when you’re doing a rewire or was it really just one minute?

 

[Paul.M]

Why use expensive wago's? Just twist the cable ends together and put a bit of tape on it, just as good in my eyes.

 

[scotsparky]

12 hour saturday shift?? in a stinking hole no problems will put on a shirt and tie if you want as well.

 

[Kamikaze]

Don't have a go at me for using your towel, you're the one who forgot to buy toilet paper. Oh, and your electric toothbrush requires recharging.

 

[2391bob]

20% off for cash?

 

[lobsterbob]

Wish I was a plumber :0)

 

[SMB]

"..........could you please just get on with the job and drill it? Its only a little bit of asbestos."

 

[telectrix]

according to the NHS, it takes around 20 - 30 years for inhaled asbestos dust to affect you lungs, so I'll be OK at my age

 

[SMB]

Depends when you drilled your first piece of asbestos I reckon.

I worked in the marine environment as a trainee electrician. I think thats where much of the the more dangerous stuff was applied, pipe lagging etc.

Alot of wives of boat building workers have died due to shaking and cleaning their husbands overalls and work clothes.

Im sure it will all be fine.

Sorry to be so serious, but a builder I did work with, as a young-un, died 3 weeks ago due to asbestos.

Its something many didn't take into consideration when I left school. Hopefully they do now.

All the best.

 

[telectrix]

i don't think asbestos will bother me much. 50 years of 20 smokes a day might.

 

[SMB]

Ha!

Im just behind you.

Cough, splutter, wheeze !



Regards.

 

[Kamikaze]

Don’t worry madam, all electricians eventually reach a point when they stop lying about their electrical abilities and start bragging about them instead. Have I mentioned that I’m the best there is!...LMAO

 

[Kamikaze]

Are those my eyeballs I've just found in your cleavage?

 

[johnboy6083]

sorry madam, but we electricians dont wire showers, thats a plumbers job!

 

[RogertheBodger]

Yes Sir, it's perfectly o.k. to keep your pet rats under the floorboards, just don't feed them!


That roll of insulation tape in my box has no uses whatsoever,


No Madam, you can't pay me that way, besides, I haven't had any for so long, I cant remember which arm it's under.

 

[Kamikaze]

I'd just like to play you a little song I've written. It's called: "Oh Mr Electrician you're hurting me".