Things an Electrician would never say

[Scott F]

I'd just like to play you a little song I've written. It's called: "Oh Mr Electrician you're hurting me".

"And I told you I prefer Women"

 

[Kamikaze]

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

 

[Scott F]

Thats the Best VAGAZZLE I've seen all week

 

[Kamikaze]

I read the regulations the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that’s not going to happen."

 

[Paul.M]

And who thought it was a good idea to get the kitchen tiled first before getting me in? Nice laminate floor as well.

 

[Scott F]

I am gay

 

[Paul.M]

I am gay

Should we start a confessional thread for you Scott?



No luv you don't need a cpc/earth if you have an rcd.

 

[ian.settle1]

I am gay

Is that the same as "I'm an ar$ebandit"

 

[alectrician 1]

OR A ONEARM BANDIT????????????

 

[Kamikaze]

Is that the same as "I'm an ar$ebandit"

And there was me thinking he was just happy...lol

 

[Kamikaze]

That's the washing up done. I don't think I have ever licked so many plates.

 

[ian.settle1]

That's the washing up done. I don't think I have ever licked so many plates.

Said the dog

 

[Kamikaze]

Said the dog

I will come and work for anyone that promises puppy cuddles...lmao

 

[Mr Mike]

Nah luv thats fine..... pay me when you all come back from Florida, enjoy your four weeks

 

[Scott F]

Dog Sh!t not a problem love

 

[Kamikaze]

Operator, can you give me the number for 999 please. I may have dropped a boo boo.

 

[ian.settle1]

No Sir, it wasn't your fault that you totally connected it up the wrong way, the fuse didn't blow and when your wife touched she got electricuted and died but the insurance and police may have something to say though.

 

[Scott F]

"We admitted we were powerless over our lives "

 

[Kamikaze]

My boss told me to watch my swearing, so I now do it in front of the mirror.

 

[Kamikaze]

No, mr Health & Safety officer, I'm not listening to one of those expensive ipods. I was simply thinking of my favourite tune and humming it. If I want to "switch tracks", I think of another song I like and hum that instead.