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Hobsoni said:
6 out 10 Electricians who experience sexual goings on at work............are employed by the council. Fact.
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well this was at a private house (in fact one of the mags was called `private`)....this was a while back....it was a large house...they evidently had cash....but it was filthy n all.....every surface was greasy...and the toilet was dirty n all....
some people....you see it all dont you when goin round
 
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LOL

oh yeah, some places i worked when i was an apprentice...........absolutely disgusting.

This one bloke in a flat he rented had pushed 2 lounge chairs into a corner of his kitchen to hoard all his household rubbish, no jokes it was touching the ceiling. Dirty B**tard.

You always get offered a brew in the houses that you really don't want one.......always!
 
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I went to install a couple of new sockets in a hair salon, when i arrived i was met by the owner who was very camp.

Anyway, i got on with the job and before i'd finished the guy came walking up to me with the cash to pay for the job, I was a little bit shocked as i hadn't even finished yet so i said to him "thanks, i wish all of my customers were like you"

He smiled, then winked, then said "I wish all mine were like you"....it was a little bit scary
 
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Only ever encountered stuff I'd rather not have seen. Sex toy for a late 50's women who was obese. Strap on in a married couples house, they'd be 40+ with kids.

Don't care what folks do behind closed doors in their sex lives (underage stuff aside!), I'd just not rather have a brutal clue that paints a horrible picture!
 
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vibrator on the floor at the back of a bed(quite sticky and covered in dust but still in working order)


jazz mags in a religious persons house

a vibrator plus ky gel plus condoms and jazz mags in a loft

some ancient magazines from the early 60,s called "parade" under a bath(behind the panel)--- dirty boy!!!

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there was this time i had to go and do a periodic at this rented house....
was just taking the lid of ov the 2D to get an R1 R2...when i noticed a strange lookin bottle on the shelf....
upon reading the label i noticed it killed various things....such as lice, crabs and scabies mites....
next point to test was in the bedroom......right over the bed that point was.....
imagine the fear i felt of something `leaping off` onto me...
 
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o,h and a po-n vid (vhs) on top of the wadrobe in the a nursing home, it was of the fella& his wife that lived in an attached flat- his wife and him starred in the vid
we borrowed it over a weekend to take a gander:laugh3:
 
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Moving draws around and one of the draws shot open revealing a load of a women's under garments, me and friend chuckled like little girls

Same friend found a 'attachable rigid marital aid' which found itself attached to a giant teddy bear that eventually ended up airborne in my direction....whilst under cabinets, was not amused
 
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Fin170 said:
Moving draws around and one of the draws shot open revealing a load of a women's under garments, me and friend chuckled like little girls

Same friend found a 'attachable rigid marital aid' which found itself attached to a giant teddy bear that eventually ended up airborne in my direction....whilst under cabinets, was not amused
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and were you successful in dodging the marital aid?...
 
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Never mind the sex toys and used condoms that we have all encountered on occasion
I wouldn't have liked posting this if "Pink One" was still around because my wife has always told me, I'm a one woman man :D


One lasting memory for me was unscrewing a pendant in the early morning sun drenched lounge where a Mother and nightgown/negligee clad daughter were(innocently) sitting talking whilst I worked on steps at the pendant,my mate was working upstairs

The angle of the sunshine through the patio doors reflecting on said georgeous big breasted daughter,it made the garment absolutely see through, and she had nothing, and I mean nothing, under that nightgown thing
I can give you a guarantee, the hair on her head was not her natural colour

The screws went in then out,then in,then out, the pendant remained,I called my mate to get in there and have an attempt whilst I stood there advising and making small talk with the women
The amount of time spent on that light fitting would have broken any Guiness book of records,it was the only removal job of a light fitting that involved an erection
 
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Des 56 said:
Never mind the sex toys and used condoms that we have all encountered on occasion
I wouldn't have liked posting this if "Pink One" was still around because my wife has always told me, I'm a one woman man :D


One lasting memory for me was unscrewing a pendant in the early morning sun drenched lounge where a Mother and nightgown/negligee clad daughter were(innocently) sitting talking whilst I worked on steps at the pendant,my mate was working upstairs

The angle of the sunshine through the patio doors reflecting on said georgeous big breasted daughter,it made the garment absolutely see through, and she had nothing, and I mean nothing, under that nightgown thing
I can give you a guarantee, the hair on her head was not her natural colour

The screws went in then out,then in,then out, the pendant remained,I called my mate to get in there and have an attempt whilst I stood there advising and making small talk with the women
The amount of time spent on that light fitting would have broken any Guiness book of records,it was the only removal job of a light fitting that involved an erection
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you mean you quickly identified the situation.....and recognesed the `fault` in the rose....then sent your mate upstairs so you could `concentrate` on what you were doing Des.?....lol..
 
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Was once doing some work with my original guv (prob 2002) when I was a lad in someones house.
The lady in her early 30s was making us tea and cakes all day and seemed to be flirting quite a lot.
I was laying on the floor in the kitchen fighting a cable run under the floor board that my guv was rodding from the other room.
The lady "on purpose" stood right over me while I was laying on the floor with a shortish skirt, she then pulled her thong over to 1 side showing all and sundry and stood there for a few seconds before grabbing my hand for a 2 second rub she then just walked away!!!!
 
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