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answer is none.wet-pants should not should not get above his limited single brain cell capabilityHow many Plumbers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Too!
No, I mean ate!
No, won!
Err, fore?
Or is it sicks?
How sore is it?
Quite SawHow sore is it?
Circular Saw, for when you have had a bad day, or a Jig Saw for when you are out dancing, highly unlikely in our case Tel.pad saw..............dog walking on hot coals,.*%&.
Boris DickerQ: Who was the youngest ever international tennis champion?
A: Foetus Gerulaitis
and the other works in a call centre.Whats the difference between and Indian and a African Elephant?
Ones a Elephant.
Original lyrics, carp, no wonder today's youngsters are screwed. Kin Ell what is this World coming too? where is the sanity in this CARP? and people pay for this CARP, Just wonder what our parents think of today's youth?. Reckon my Old Man would turn in his Urn.Got sent this one today by Daughter - it did have me cackling by the end
St. Claire?Oh, so it's ancient jokes day is it?
What do you call a nun on a C5?
No worries Pete, it's just a joke. I think today's youth are just fine, including my Daughter who sent this to me.Original lyrics, carp, no wonder today's youngsters are screwed. Kin Ell what is this World coming too? where is the sanity in this CARP? and people pay for this CARP, Just wonder what our parents think of today's youth?. Reckon my Old Man would turn in his Urn.
That describes my problems this morning !or do the blocks go cack?
But I have heard a differing version, which would cause an instant ban for Pete999
NO not the Merlot!!Hmm. Need to change the title of this thread.
Is the thread new?
Not any more, it isn’t!
Are the jokes new?
Definitely no!
But I’m not one to complain. Where’s that Merlot??
An oldie but still a cracker
She must have been hungry.
I wonder if its too soon for this?
How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only two: One to promise a bright future and another one to screw it up.
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