Jack and Jill

[BES]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

do you think they stopped off at the chippy on the way home for pie and chips?

Its coloured paper now

 

[Geordie Spark]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.

do you think they stopped off at the chippy on the way home for pie and chips?

What puzzles me is WHY Jack got himself involved in carting buckets of water up and down the bloody hill in the first place!!

It's a Woman's job for Chrissakes!!!

 

[Geordie Spark]

He really is a nice dog. He is from a rescue centre and we knew it would be a risk not knowing his provenance. He is a year old, big, and can be boisterous. We have learned that he can nick stuff off the kitchen worktop, even right at the back. He is tall.

But he has such a gentle nature. He'll come into my office and lay his head on my knee and look at me with that gaze........
We got lucky.

Diven't ye kid yersel!!

He's just weighing up his options ....... "Which of these two ******** am I gonna bite first"!! :wink_smile:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Its coloured paper now

It was coloured before wasn't it??

Brown IS a colour innit??? :6:

 

[BES]

Its coloured paper now

It was coloured before wasn't it??

Brown IS a colour innit??? :6:

Got told by my sister in law who works with kids you can't say brown paper but you have to say coloured ???

 

[Geordie Spark]

God your bored uk.?

I'm bored as well so I googled this vinegar & brown paper lark and found this: http://www.theguardian.com/notesandqueries/query/0,,-2130,00.html

 

[Geordie Spark]

Got told by my sister in law who works with kids you can't say brown paper but you have to say coloured ???

Aye well ....... I don't work with kids - in fact nowadays I don't work at all so I can say what the **** I like!! In fact, I did just that this morning to an irritating --- of a telephone salesperson. :sailor:

 

[7029 dave]

I'm bored as well so I googled this vinegar & brown paper lark and found this: Would vinegar and brown paper be of any use in the event of a small boy (call him Jack) sustaining a head wound? | Notes and Queries | guardian.co.uk

Remember what Daniel Hangman (sharp) says, for an contrary leg best brown paper and paraffin.

 

[Besoeker]

Diven't ye kid yersel!!

He's just weighing up his options ....... "Which of these two ******** am I gonna bite first"!! :wink_smile:

Nah.......it's will he sit there long enough for me to sneak off and nick the pork chops?..........

 

[BES]

Got told by my sister in law who works with kids you can't say brown paper but you have to say coloured ???

Aye well ....... I don't work with kids - in fact nowadays I don't work at all so I can say what the **** I like!! In fact, I did just that this morning to an irritating --- of a telephone salesperson. :sailor:

I don't work anymore either and swearing and insulting cold callers trying to sell me something I never asked for is one of my new hobbies