Bit late on a Friday night and the old speckled has gone down great guns so I might not be thinking too straight in my analysis but based on what your saying I reckon you have a L and E reversal problem ........
I plugged the socket tested in, beep beep beep beep beep, Earth and Live Reverse....
Wouldn't trust them to tell you what the problem is, just that you've potentially got a problem! But hey it might be right this time ...
Line to Neutral = 5.5v
Line to Earth = 230v
Neutral to Earth = 230v
If you have no loads applied when doing the tests (i.e. no L to N connection) this is telling me your earth is at 230V and Live & Neutral are at 0V ..... maybe your socket tester isn't lying and the E and L are reversed! Why didnt the RCD 'pop' on the tests? If so on which one?
I pulled off all the face plates down stairs that I could that appears to be on that circuit one at a time thinking ill find the problem, but nope, nothing, all seemed in order (a mess but in the right holes).
If all the sockets are wired correctly then you've got a problem elsewhere in the circuit ..... starting to think you've got a junction box or something somewhere crossing over the polarity? Assuming its not at the CCU? Somewhere between the CCU and 1st socket?
the ones he had changed were all dead
Is that dead L-N, L-E and N-E? If just L to N then they will be if you do have a L and E reversal. If dead across everything then there must be a break in the live feed but this would effect all the sockets unless they are the end of the radial! The plot thickens .....
So the circuit was holding fine, as was the RCD.
Was the RCD holding with loads applied (and working!) at the sockets? If so you cant have a L to E cross-over so my theory disappears!. If the breaker holds you ain't got a L to N cross-over either at any point. Whatever it is, its consistent and not just a single problem!
put a jumper between Line and Earth and then went round the sockets to get an R1+R2, all seemed pretty much in order,
As in every single socket? If so then you ain't got any single L to E problems but you could have a total L to E reversal!
Then hooked Line to Neutral, went round the sockets, not a bloody sausage, nothing, not on any socket anywhere, nothing hooked off the circuit.
Nope you wont have if the whole circuit L and E have been reversed!
Then hooked Neutral to Earth and got a reading on everything.
Yep, you will have if the whole circuit L and E have been reversed
So then I thought, well everything appears to be in the correct places so what the hells going on...
They can't be for the results you've got, something is amiss somewhere in the circuit ... no sh*t Sherlock!
Does anything work when plugged in? If not you've got a L-E reversal, nothing will work! If it does work then I reckon you need to patent the circuit as you've discovered a new law to physics .....