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Hi Guys,
How about:
'Yes it is a struggle, thanks for asking me to quote on adding your new socket. I have driven 50 miles miles to give this free quote and am really pleased to hear that you were just thinking about it and your nephew just wondered how much he should charge you'
'No it is really no bother. I am so chuffed that your payment policy is ÂŁ1 per week over 20 years, interest free'
'Yes I advertise in Yellow Pages and have got more work than I can shake a stick at'
'I charge ÂŁ15 an hour and just love paying for all the damage you are stiching me up with'
'I have fixed the dodgy light in your kitchen so I guess I must be responsible for all the other problems your house has before I arrived'
'Paper is a good insulator taht's why I have paper mached your sockets and lights'
'Why use the correct tool when a hammer and nail works as well - pity about the leak'
'Its the plumbers / carpet fitters / neighbours cat that has caused this and by god I am going to make a packet'
'Dont worry your insurance company dont mind cowboys, I give you a receipt when I get home. My address? Yes its the roundabout at Milton Keynes'
Best wishes
Rex
Yes Mrs customer, I always use B&Q for all my equipment and tools. Very good quality, staff give the best advice and always know what their on about.
I saw a recent vacancy at B&Q in Tamworth for an electrician to give 'professional' advice to customers!!
and on tea breaks i can nip next door to toys r us and test a few smoke generators.
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