Things an Electrician would never say

[Strima]

I'm a Electrical Trainee and know what I'm doing.

 

[Kamikaze]

These sockets we have fitted only come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide, and I can't for the life of me remember which ones we fitted. :willy_nilly:

 

[RAD_22]

Customer "Do you think the train light i have chosen is ok" "yeah if you like trains and it going to take me bloody ages to fit with all the separate glass peace’s, but i wont charge you any extra"

 

[jase]

Downlights? Oh im sorry, you need to speak to an illuminologist,

 

[Kamikaze]

Sooo why eyy eyyy can't I touch it? :biggrin:

 

[wildgoose]

Capping the cables in those channels is a waste of time. The plasterer would never slice into my wires!!!!

 

[Steve_P]

Yes mate, I'll pop round on Tuesday and sign off the rewire your girlfriends son did but missed the week where they told him how to fill forms in.

 

[Steve_P]

Of course I can move the consumer unit up the wall 4 feet so your husband doesn't bump his head on it when he goes past in his wheelchair.

 

[alexllever]

well, this is...mmm..because of...the thing is that, actually, yes.:disguise:

 

[Guest55]

All my rewires come with a free fire extinguisher.......

 

[cogsey133]

of course i know what i am doing ......i am a plumber after all!

 

[Shropshire]

Socket there Sir? With out chasing or touching the fabric of the building? Yeah I'll just get my Bluetooth sockets of the van.

 

[Kamikaze]

OK, leave this to me, I'm an electrician. I'm not registered but if you close your eyes and don't see me, it won't be illegal!

 

[lobsterbob]

Well if your neighbour says so - it must be true.

 

[findasparky]

New game in the style off mock of the week. Things that an electrician would never say to a customer, gaffer or other tradesmen/person.

Let's start with.......

Yes Mrs customer, I always use B&Q for all my equipment and tools. Very good quality, staff give the best advice and always know what their on about.

(I'm sure you lot can do better)

The best way to become a qualified Sparky is down the 'Fast-Track' route

 

[Kamikaze]

Keep the noise down will yer, I can hardly hear the electricity talking.

 

[abbi normal]

NICEIC membership .... bargain ..... Id willingly pay double

 

[telectrix]

you already are.. paying double what it's worth.

 

[Guitarist]

I don't charge for callouts...My van runs on L O V E

 

[telectrix]

i was going to convert the van to bio diesel, but the bull**** that customers come out with will do instead.